I’m sure the queen makes her own golden wiis at least ten times per day. She is 95 years old, after all.

Takeout contributor Danny Palumbo recently wrote about how the fries at beloved West coast burger chain In-N-Out are very bad.

Profiles with in-depth Parental Permissions is something I’ve been insisting we need for, oh, OVER A DECADE.

Hopefully the Epic lawsuit and multiple antitrust probes put these kinds of insanities behind us. I don’t need Apple or Discord to tell me what I can or can’t view or install on the pocket computing device which I purchased and own. This needs to end. Now.

When you buy an RV that costs more than most houses...

I didn’t really need another reason to avoid Activision-Blizzard like 100% fatal super-COVID, but here we are.

I have thousands of hours in both games. Elite has its own issues... as a backer, when they declared the game “1.0" while delivering on a fraction of their promises, I was PISSED. Horizons and further updates helped bring them a lot closer to completion, but Elite is by no means finished if we’re going simply by the…

Psst. It’s kind’ve already out. You can play it right now, and despite being clearly unfinished and buggy, it’s really, really fun... and there are major new releases every 3 months like clockwork.

CIG regularly delivers ground breaking new SC content and features. I skipped the original Kickstarter because I felt the pitch was an impossible pipe dream and I had zero faith that - even with the best leadership in the world - it would ever be feasible or possible.

When they showed off their seamless planet tech…

I follow SC very closely, and the overwhelming consensus among CIG staff is that this entire article is (1) completely fake and/or (2) based one or two people’s isolated experiences during widespread communication outages resulting from a natural disaster that were then blown out of proportion for the clicks.

Did you really fabricate this entire story? Because actual Texas CIG employees seem to strongly disagree and are very upset by this article.

The parties (mostly GOP) also get to choose their own voters. #Gerrymandering

cAnCeL cUlTuRe BaD

...unless it’s conservatives cancelling literal children...

“There’s a lot of information that we know about this case that we didn’t know at the time. Those officers didn’t know his age. They didn’t know he was 18. They didn’t know he worked at Walmart. They didn’t know where he lived.”

Get out!

Nobody asked for this. How about we just bring back Enchiritos, Mexican Pizzas, Meximelts, and Double Decker Tacos, instead? There is nothing left on Taco Bells menu worth the money or calories. They’ve axed everything worth ordering.

Are you sure? I know Tesla service centers aren’t as common as the older brands just yet, but there are at least two within a 30 minute drive of me... and in the general vicinity of other big “auto center” clusters to boot.

Also, Tesla generally has excellent customer service while Chevy... not so much. Obviously, if…

Is this supposed to be satire? Poe’s Law has me questioning reality a lot these days.

Great, now it’s going to take even longer to get CP2077 updates.

I have nothing against a GoFundMe. She donked up, and she admitted that. This seems like it’s going to be expensive to fix and she could use help. Again, absolutely nothing wrong with any of that.

Where I suddenly lose all sympathy is the “legal options” bit. Any reasonable person should know better than to use a perman…