Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

So does vibranium cure it? I can keep a secret.

Not really, it’s that love doesn’t fill your stomach or put a roof over your head. Money does. Once you have the aforementioned needs met, then you have time and brainpower to think about relationships. Relationships are hard; they require work and spoons; it’s not easy to maintain an intense relationship while you’re…

It honestly felt particularly trollish to me, but I don’t know the dynamics of their relationship. (I also don’t want to be an a-hole about someone’s Mom, either.)

I’m sure you got a ton of feedback on that article about your mother and you falling out, but WTF with the Trump shirts, and asking a cop to meet and greet her grown son with kids? You were incredibly accommodating not to just leave, and she was incredibly willfully ignorant, infantalizing, and disrespectful.

They should sue her ass. I’ll contribute to a legal GoFundMe campaign.

I’m glad you wrote this Panama. One thing I’ve struggled with are some of your past thoughts on being mixed/bi-racial because your experience (being raised in a black household) isn’t always typical and I’m not sure you realized the real tension that others may have between their two racial identities.

Shit, for a million dollars, my husband would be mad if I didn’t cheat on him.

So the problem is, almost nothing is flushable, even if it says it is. Even those flushable baby wipes aren’t. The only reason TP is flushable is because it just about dissolves in liquid...something you don’t want to happen to your period products, since they need to stay intact and hold the liquid.

I think if we show we take conservatives seriously and we take ideas seriously there, we get a lot more moderates paying attention to what The New York Times has to say.

I don’t know her personally, but I run in the same circles as her. MOST people who dress up like this know that you should ALWAYS ask first because most museums and historical places (especially the big ones like the Met) are not cool with this sort of thing. So this gets a big eyeroll from me.

It would actually be awesome to watch Delta do that and cite this dipshit as the reason why.

Oh my god when did this happen and how did I miss it?

And here’s your cowardly proof...

Of all the horseshit he and this administration have asked me to believe, this takes the cake.

Beckymonster? Definitely. Blonde? Maybe. Beautiful? Uh, no. This girl is average by almost every standard out there, has some major acne, and she applies makeup like Voldemort in a bottle blonde wig.

I was 16 when this happened, and Lewinsky is only five years older than me. It’s absurd that everything she’s done for the last twenty years—half her life— has been marked because she was coerced into a sexual relationship with someone. She’s my generation’s Hester Prynne in a world that should have long moved past…

I swear to god. Employee👏 Employer👏 Relationships👏Are👏 Presumptively 👏coercive👏

Interesting. Erika Harold will milk this though. She’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. She’s likely offended to be “outed” as black....she’s been trying to “pass” in Illinois politics for years....