White House Advisor: Mr. President, I suggest that you hold off on signing until New Years’, as this will mitigate any— unintended influence— on the midterm elections.

“Why would you risk losing most of your female users by making them less safe?”

Wait. What? First names, or first and last names? I am not a paranoid person about the internet, but I don’t want every MRA clown who hasn’t been laid recently trying to find me Facebook, my workplace, or my address.

That would allow Putin to cut out the middleman and just sign the bills himself.

I like eggnog, but one of the many things I wasn’t told about getting older, along with the fact that I would cry when I saw my first gray pube, is that it’s common to become lactose intolerant. So even though I enjoy eggnog, I have to weigh its deliciousness against the fact that a cup of it will send me racing to…

Red wine in hot chocolate (preferably made with dark chocolate) is a much better boozy winter beverage than eggnog.

Dear Santa,

Yeah, as a disabled person on Medicare, I can’t wait. It’ll be amazeballs.

Yeah its this thing he does a lot.....lie.

I had heard he was planning to wait til January so Medicare cuts wouldn’t go into effect until 2019. And then I had this sudden inkling...no, he won’t wait.

That’s like porn written by Dr Seuss.

Don’t know much about him (except he’s not Roy Moore and he did a good thing once), and I may be totally wrong, but he comes across as a decent guy. Which is actually refreshing to watch - it’s amazing the number of politicians who can’t actually clear this low bar ...

No. Bad.

Gotta love that...and then if someone does shut up, they can pull out the “Well, we can’t believe you NOW; why didn’t you come forward THEN?” card.

unwanted groping and kissing to wet kisses out of nowhere to hazy sexual encounters that played out under the influence of alcohol.

What a dumb fucking decision. I’m sure that middle-aged white dudes who can write about “both sides” of what’s happening in the white house are a dime a dozen. He needed to stay shit-canned.

I knew I always loved Brandon. He was my CRUSH! The square do-gooder. I am telling you: I married a Chicago version of him.

I hadn’t thought of it exactly like this, but I now understand why my reaction to getting out of an abusive relationship is to talk about it ALL. THE. TIME.

I would wager it did. During that period he was only in about 3 feature films. The only one he was the headliner in was the VERY obscure (and very good) black comedy Coldblooded. Luke Perry had 8 Seconds, which I don’t think did well, but it was a wide release where he was the headliner. Priestly got really good…

Warning: do not go on The Guardian and read the comments under an interview today with Jessica Chastain, that covers her speaking out.