Excuse you, but cat litter-covered cat poop is referred to as “Almond Roca” in dog circles!

To be fair, cat poop tastes like delicious aged steak to dogs, so, not exactly a bar one would trip over there.

I also meow at all the cats I ride by on my way to work.

I’m a white person, and I will fully admit to talking to anyone who is dog(ging).

Because it wasn’t criminal in her case. If you look through her twitter feed from Nov 9th, she is apparently relaying a story about how she and CK dated briefly and broke up while in the midst of a cross country trip. For the rest of the trip, after they’d broken up, she said he masturbated naked on the bed each…

That is really sad... I lost track of my example as he switched schools as this was going on, but just looked them up courtesy of the magic of facebook and seems like they are still together with a cute kid

Q: What are the non-asshole-misogynists among us to do?

Speaking of Spacey (ugh), his HoC contract didn’t include a morality clause. Because of that, he may actually get a golden parachute out of this mess!

This. When I was sexually harassed at work and reported it, my office manager said “well, he couldn’t have meant anything by it. He’s a married man!” Because married men never do anything wrong. Luckily, my boss was a no nonsense woman who had worked in government since the 70s and seen it all, and immediately rolled…

To relate to you, when I was 16 I was in a writing program at a UC college. One of my instructors kept writing in the margins of my stories that I “seemed lonely.” He jotted down his personal number, with an offer to grab pizza or a movie, or just a night in at his place. There were 20 ish kids in the program…

Wait, why would the school pull a child out of class to take non-emergency a phone call from a stranger? Was Moore usimg his position as DA to make the school believe he had to talk to the girl in connection with a crime? This is so faking weird

“Ali’s from Canada” nearly made me spit take. This was great. I’m sick of news people sitting there while ridiculous statements and claims are made unchallenged. Their job is to challenge them! Infuriating.

I like that she was in trig class and he took it as a sin to call her. Cos, you know, he thought that she was real pretty and liked her tan.

So we get sexually harassed because of our boobs but we don’t get CPR? Cool.

There are basically two types of guys in porn. Overly waxed and made-up gym rats who are probably not half as straight as they let on and Ron Jeremy wannabes who look like they’ve never seen a shower, much less a back razor and who probably don’t wash their hands after they shit.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

So please explain to us in states that went blue how we could have done anymore? Please explain to us how millenials (the majority of which live in blue states) can do more? Its not 1 person=1 vote. The electoral college did this. Giving equal power to small communitues that have the lowest education scores and…

If you use a female name as a screen-name and comment on sports blogs then the fury rains down.

Don’t forget we east coast liberal elites need to show more empathy for these people.