This happens so often that I wonder if Jezebel writers are actually just texting articles in while bartending or maybe driving a Lyft around Brooklyn.

This is like a real-time sociological study. If people have insecure levels of resources, they tend to not pair-bond or reproduce.

Oh shit, that Garfield one. Stupid laugh out loud at my computer.

She chose fictional black men because she knew...consciously or not, that all disbelief would be suspended automatically. She should have have to pay the men who were questioned.

How to find good non-white, non-male columnists...hmm...where could they be? Charles Blow used to be the graphics editor for NYT. Maybe stop hiring from white male dominated conservative think tanks, and start looking at your own talent?

Someone on that thread said that Delta has over 30K employees in the state. This is a crap-stupid fight to pick.

Ken Starr is the one who should hide in shame:

I haven’t seen TFP yet, but Dafoe hardly has any peers in any film. Of the nominees I have seen, Richard Jenkins was wonderful!

Back to Reality, you mean. I know, weird.

Attendees to CPAC were permitted to bring in weapons, right? Right? <crickets>

Yeah, no body armor, no high-capacity weapon. Probably minimal swat/assault training. I actually feel for him...going in there was certain suicide.

I’ve seen CIS stats quoted in the press as if they aren’t cooked by a bunch of racists. Then again, the talk shows can’t seem to get enough of John Lott...

I am uncomfortable with the fact that there may have been some class issues here. Here in Chicago, convenience stores in black working-class neighborhoods are well-stocked with fruit punch, Koolaid and watermelon-flavored beverages like watermelon Arizona iced tea. It sounds like they asked two (probably) non-college…

No. DO NOT TRY SIGGI’S.

I just noticed your avatar. I once stood behind Lester Holt at the check out line of Treasure Island in Chicago. He was buying canned (!) green beans.

Well done. I had to force-feed my guy (who turned out to have cancer) for a while, and it was hell.

Yeah, it’s literally Family Guy

Man, I just scared my cat, laughing like a lunatic

That exposed brick aesthetic is so late 80's, kind of like Nick Denton.

He has an official story about his eyebrows being deformed because of childhood surgery, but they looked almost normal 20 years ago. It’s like he had a bad face lift in addition to losing his eyebrows.