New IL Senator Tammy Duckworth!

I tend to agree—then again, Trump has high negatives as well. It was a contest between who was hated by the most voters.

Great point. I read somewhere that Debbie Dingell, whose district covers a large aread from western Detroit to Ann Arbor, became very concerned about the lackadaisical attitude the campaign was taking in Michigan. She started her own GOT initiative...something that shouldn’t have had to happen.

I’m so sorry. This is a slap in the faces of the disabled, to be sure.

Yeah, my evangelical, racist low-information relatives (women included) from Ohio went full Trump. They can’t even articulate how Trump will forward a Christian agenda, but they hate “Killary” so much.

I’d just go to see a movie without goddamn digital color correction! I’m so sick of movies tinged with blue or green or, as cracked so eloquently put it, looking like it was filmed through a jar of urine.

I find it interesting that we tell children to tolerate behavior that, in the workplace, is known as harassment and is legally actionable.

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

Forget Donna Brazile. I just want to out the bastard responsible for “Trumped-up Trickle-down”

Meedz mor mask

Same thing, exactly. I accidentally cut a guy off and he went nuts trying to run me off the road for 10 terrifying minutes.

I get the impression her appearance at future campaign events was part of the divorce agreement.

What the hell was Weld thinking when he hitched his wagon to this particular star? Then again, McCain’s people apparently never did any research on Palin...

My wedding chef used to work at a swanky hotel in Chicago. He was doing the pre-breakfast prep at 4 or 5 am, making sure the salmon fillets had aesthetic grill marks on them, when he heard a Liverpudlian voice behind him say “Wut r ya doin’?” It was Sir Paul. I guess he likes to get up very early and wander, and the…

tempting the gods here: yes, I think it’s fixed.

Goofus throws his condom on the victim’s carpet.

Most disturbing thing is how everyone is in the grays on here. After the Gawker demise, nearly anyone who had ever commented in Jezebel got put in the black on their blogs.

He said that because I have a sedentary job, my glutes, especially the gluteus medius (the sides of the butt) were stretched out and very weak. I shoveled snow (nice wet Chicago snow) and my lower back muscles were picking up too much of the load—all at once I was in terrible pain and couldn’t bend over, lower myself…

I was driving behind a young woman who, for reasons clear only to her, was biking in the main drag of a boulevard. There’s a much safer, local access street running right alongside (which is what I take when I bike in the area), but whatever. She was riding slowly and weaving, so as I started to pass her I gave a…

My chiro had me crawl like a baby after he linked my back pain to a turned-off gluteus medius. It’s exhausting because you have to rotate your leg sideways from the hip in order to move it forward. Babies are superhuman.