I just wanted you to know that we will both go to hell for your comment.

Hey, they have one of the best centerfielders in the game. So it is sort of a natural fit, considering that's the primo Route position.

This reminds me of a Quebec joke:

How many colors are there in Quebecois French?
Two: Blue and Blue Light.

The best you can say for Labatt Blue Light is that it tastes the same coming up and going down. So you're sort of one leg up there.

Are you going to do a follow up article on "24 Dental Procedures, Ranked"? Or how about "24 Bottles of Donkey Piss, Ranked"?

Oh, I see you've got Labatt Blue Light on there. Never mind the second suggestion - it's redundant.

Considering we give the button for the nukes to the guy with the best teeth/haircut, I guess I can't drum up much outrage here.

And no, I didn't count those paragraphs. Because, seriously, who has the time to wade through all that.

Starting out a 14 paragraph facebook post with "I don't usually share drama on social media" is kind of like starting out a comparison between your boss and a baboon's ass with "with all due respect," yah?

Well I don't have a nice rack, and I'm not internet famous. QED.

I don't think it's about big stars, but rather about consistently being around the plate. Maddux was always right there at the plate, and so yeah, he stretched the zone that way. Randy Johnson, on the other hand, would throw over a guy's head and then try to paint the corner, and sometimes I think he didn't get that…

Why should baseball be trying to shake these, exactly? Part of the game has always been the fact that you pitch to the umpire. You PITCH to the UMPIRE. Not to a 3D box on the Sportsfeed.

I saw Block and/or Uecker tweeting about this "Hank," and I was like "Whodafuck is HANK?" And then I had this terrible picture of them talking about Hank Aaron.

It's much better if you picture them talking about Hank Aaron.

Michelob Ultra? WTF is that? We Milwaukee-types always get our piss in MILLER cans, buddy!

Laugh if you want, but you'll be playin' a different tune when the apocalypse comes and we're able to happily drink our own urine while you're gagging.

In related news, Elkington also caught saying that the green was green.

Some of this issue, I think, is a disagreement about qualitative/quantitative studies. From a qualitative perspective, it does not matter what the odds are of someone getting CTE from playing football. It only matters that you can show a mechanism whereby football caused CTE in this particular individual.…

Consumer Reporter: Well, I guess we could say that all of your toys are really unsafe and should rightfully be banned from the market. I guess I would just like to know what happened to the good ol' teddy bear.

Irwin Mainway: Hold on a minute, sister. I mean, we make a teddy bear. It's right here. [ picks up giant…

They totally need to do a Bioware football game. I wanna be a 6'4 lesbian elf quarterback. Erin Andrews would RUE THE DAY, is what I'm saying.

I'm with you, in the sense that I liked the NFL and enjoyed it and wish there was a way to fix it, but the evidence seems to be pretty clear that there is no technology and no middle ground on this unfortunately. Unless you can figure out a way to stop the brain from jarring when the body jars, it's pretty much a…

I think it's funny how so many people seem to think that there has to be 100% of former NFL players with life-ending CTE before it's serious. On that approach, smoking would still be considered fine, because not EVERYBODY who smokes gets lung cancer. I mean, my great-grandfather smoked cigarettes and cigars every day…

White guy here. I way prefer Richard Sherman to Bryce Harper.

What I wanna know, tho, is where Muhammed Ali fits in all this categorization of black men in sports? Sherman reminds me a bit of Ali, actually, in terms of his bravado and his gutsy smash-mouth talk and all that. I always liked that about Ali, and I like it…