Would make a change from $Generic mexican bad guy$...

Ditto. The ‘Jurassic $LOCATION$’ series are cult classics that you can’t help but love. Even the terrible ones. We’re in it for the animatronic dinosaurs and iconic theme music. Even though it should more accurately be known as either ‘Cretaceous Park’ or ‘Triassic Park’, and the ‘plugging DNA holes with frogs’…

It doesn’t matter - a mobile phone is a PHONE. A user can reasonably expect others to call them on it. So if they chose to stash it next to their genitals, they did so under the understanding that it may ring.

Although a) you’d have to have their phone number and b) you’d have to know that their phone was - at that point - set to vibrate.

Although would they REALISE it was an assault within a time frame suitable to do anything about it?

The Germans (and Danish) are somewhat notorious in Europe for their experimental and adventurous sexual tastes. So I don’t find myself surprised at all that someone out in public on Berlin would be wearing a remote controlled sex toy. As for physical location - a hotel lobby, coffee shop, restaurant - all of these…

You make an excellent point. A sexy toy line without Slave!Leia themed anything is just... half-arsed. I mean the POTENTIAL that has been missed here - Slave!Leia Nipple clamps and chains. Cut-out lingerie. The collar and leash! I mean REALLY?

“That’s no moon...”

REBOOT Reboot FTW!!!! I need it in my life!

Shockingly enough, random islands don’t just appear in the ocean, away from major landmasses. Volcanic activity is required to form said islands. Sure, they could have gone to the oldest island in the chain, which would likely have not been active, but older islands tend to be populated. If you’re looking for real…

Agreed. Although I wonder if defibrillation might affect it? So I’d probably suggest redundancy - one by the collar bone and one down by the hip or something perhaps?

I personally love the idea of a neat tattoo that could be scanned to access whatever information I want to make available. Similarly, we microchip animals and the chip provides an ID number, which the vets then use to access a database to find owner details - why can’t we do the same thing? I’d be willing to be…

Please.........*snigger*............send.........*snort*..........help. Can’t.............*choke*...........stop...........*wheeze*......laughing.

I have really thin, stretch-marked skin between my outer Labia and my thigh. Last time I tried to have a wax the skin tore. SO. MUCH. BLOOD. Like, blood EVERYWHERE and it JUST. WOULDN’T. STOP. BLEEDING.

I’m not american and I’m generally contemptuous of all things Trumpian, but actually, I kinda like this decor. I think it’s tasteful. But then I’m a soulless atheist who generally hates all things tacky and Christmas-glurgy. Red and Gold and Green anything causes me to break out in hives and uncontrollable twitching.…

There is something about dark sinned women with bald heads that gets my lady-engine revving. I don’t know what it is but the bald look on women of African descent turns my head. Those warrior women look fierce.

I know, right? Body armour is hardly an alien concept and surely there must be enough swat or military kit floating around? Darryl had the right idea with his quiet crossbow but i am right there with you on the medieval reversion!

I honestly can’t believe someone hasn’t fucking offed Rick in his sleep by now. He’s done nothing but fuck everything up and lead his group of followers into nightmare-after-nightmare.

See I kinda like that - I like the idea of having secret inkings that mean something to ME that I carry on my body privately. Some people like to display their ink, but for me, the ink would be for ME and not ‘general display’

I came here to say something similar - Humans have been tattooing their bodies for various reasons since ink and pointy things to stick into the skin were invented - spines of sea anemones, thorns, sharpened bones, flint shards etc. Ground mineral pigments (Malachite and Lapis Lazuli are particularly striking but I’m…