Oh yeah, Wotsits are FAR superior to Cheetos or Cheesy Puffs. Although I’ve taken to eating mine with chopsticks or I tend to end up with Orange fingertips like an inveterate smoker...

Urgh! I have. It’s not pretty. I retch just thinking about it.

Benny Hill..... Yakety Sax. No question.

They are. And if THEY don’t like him, there is something REALLY wrong with him!

I’ve noticed this. His ‘speeches’ make literally no sense.

Trouble is, in typical British fashion, we will rip the piss out of him behind his back, but to his face we’ll be too ‘proper’ to actually say anything.

Objectively? No. Etiquette and protocol won’t allow it. But optimistically? I hope she sends Prince Andrew or the Duke of Kent... He doesn’t deserve an audience with anyone important.

Yeah us Brits REALLY don’t want that stale Cheesy Wotsit pawing all over our Queen and shoving his way past beloved cultural icons.

Not to be one of ‘Those’ people, but your comment should read ‘Unfortunately, in real life, arranged marriage isn’t ALWAYS voluntary...’

My favourite part is when Macron puts his other hand on Trumps arm to push him down and stop him from yanking him in! Trump really is becoming an international laughing stock. Us Brits hope he doesn’t try that shit with Her Majesty. Or maybe that he DOES and gets told off. He might be a head of state, but she is a…

Is it just me, or are most of the spouses in this picture looking miserable as fuck?

LOL. All the stars!

I have no idea. I don’t care enough tbh. As a married woman, the correct protocol would have been to wear a Black Lace Mantilla the same as Melania. Instead she wore a net veil on a headband. She looked ridiculous.

And you are a judgemental racist troll. At the time I posted my comment, the UK police had not released any details pertaining to the perpetrator of this atrocity.

Yes, Melanias mantilla is exactly right. Ivanka looks ridiculous though.

Yes - the wearing of a black lace mantilla is traditional for married women in the catholic faith. Ivanka on the other hand.... Not so much. Unmarried women should wear white lace mantillas....

Pope Palpatine could have done us all a favour and fried Trump with the force lightning...

I will admit to a chortle. If only Ivanka had been wearing the fingerless lace gloves to go with it....

I could watch gifs of Melania rebuffing the Turd-rolled-in-orange-glitter over and over again and never get bored. I’ll assume someone has already made one...

I need brain bleach. Stat!