I do find captions irritating when they appear in the main picture because I hate that parts of the image are being covered up and because I find the constant flickering of the text as it changes to be distracting.

This is basically all us pale flabby girls:

As a fat, strawberry blonde woman, I only have to look out of the window at a vaguely sunny day and I insta-burn. These look like torture. I have a mental image of all my fat rolls poking out of the stupid strappy lines looking like a piece of meat tied up in butchers twine. Or one of those oozy stress balls with the…

Whilst there are tones of ‘Wet nurse’ in the breastfeeding picture (and the associations therein), if the child had been a child of colour and the mother pale skinned, there could be an argument that says that the ‘pale skinned’ woman was asserting ‘white privilege’ by stealing a child from their community. Not sure…

As a horribly shy, fat, white, atheist woman, I’d like to wear a bloody Burkini too! When can we get these on the high street? I’m not even kidding. I’d legitimately like to buy one. Wetsuits are ridiculously expensive and I really like the idea of swimsuit leggings and something with bloody sleeves!

Perhaps in cultures where Virginity is prized, remaining Virgin until marriage is desirable and lauded, but in ‘Western’ culture it seems almost shameful. I was a very shy person and reached the age of 24 still a virgin. I was too ashamed to actually admit it to anyone! There seems to be a certain time frame in which…

As the uterus in one such struggling couple, I +Eleventy this.

As someone who is struggling to conceive, anything pregnancy-related is particularly brutal for me and LeHusband

That’s a great prank - the best ones are the ones where nothing gets damaged, people don’t get hurt, and no-one is singled out for humiliation.

Indeed. Giving them grief for ‘making a mess’ in a certain room that they ‘have to clean up immediately’ only to open the door to find a Kitten would have been acceptable. The whole ‘mystery drive of torture’ was just shitty.

That’s actually a pretty good gag. No-one got harmed, stuff didn’t REALLY get damaged, and you were genuinely pranked but not humiliated. One of the better ideas actually. Kudos to the kid.

As a ‘married woman’, I have had a number of ‘unsupervised’ lunches, dinners, coffees and other ‘eating-related’ occasions with a variety of unrelated ‘married men’ and have not fucked, nor been fucked by, any of them. Nor have they at any point TRIED to fuck me.

Same here. I gave up and just said ‘Fuck it’.

That popped up on Sky Movies as a daily ‘Premiere’ (honestly, all the ‘Daily Premieres’ are shit) and I put it on out of morbid curiosity. It was kinda funny in places, although horribly contrived. I’d say the first bit up to the point where the pigs arrive was the better half of the movie. After that it went downhill…

Female Hamadryas Baboons.... You will never unsee that.

LOL I know, right? Perfect demonstration of irony. Fun fact: make one out of biodegradable recycled tissue paper and jute for maximum hipster/earth mother chic.

You’re overthinking it. Using plants as headwear is a cultural tradition that spans centuries across basically every human society since we crawled out from under our rocks. Did the ancient Greeks and Romans with their wreaths of laurels appropriate the Hawaiian people? Doubtful. Did the medieval pagan trend for…

I would agree, but the risk of getting caught is slightly off-putting... Spike her meth maybe?

If you actually READ the article, you’ll see that this offence breached a pre-existing injunction. To reach the point where you are handed an injunction, you have to be a neighbour from hell.

Or how the rest of the fucking world is at the mercy of this over-tango-ed douche...