LOL My sister used to date a guy when she was in school (UK Secondary school) and he went on a 'finding yourself' trip to Thailand to teach English. My sister went to college and met her future husband, fast forward a few years and she's married to said husband and Ex-Boyfriend starts contacting her telling how his…

LOL I'd have said something like 'So you find haemorroids sexy?'

This has happened to me before - also in Italy. Were you in Rome perchance? Perhaps there is an arrogance about Mediterranean teenage boys that makes them think they can be rude and inappropriate to foreign girls because 'foreign'. If you report them to a police officer the officer will just laugh and say 'boys will…

I have a couple of weird stories that I'd totally forgotten about until I read this thread:

I don't get why he hasn't installed a surveillance camera to catch whoever is taking pics of him and installed keylog software of his own on his own machine to find out if he is dissociating.

There's an Android version you say....? </zoidberg> Awesome. I need to get me some of that. Shame about the unspecific nature of phone vibrations though. I prefer the jackhammer approach XD. As for teens being 'punished' for masturbating - honestly. What is the world coming to? When (if) I have children and have…

What the fuck is wrong with people? In the same way that your own diet affects your levels of flatulence, clearly if your animal is too flatulent you're feeding the poor thing the WRONG FUCKING FOOD. Perhaps instead of re-dumping an already unwanted-once animal they should have, you know, bought better quality food! I…

There is. In the Interface display settings there is a 'Hide/Show' Cloak and a Hide/Show helm option...

You are clearly unaware that the Cat is composed of a viscous liquid substance that allows it to rest comfortably in the most unlikely places and positions with no apparent side effects. Cat 'overflow' is a common sight when the Cat attempts to pour itself into a container that is too small, however the high viscosity…

Excellent response. We've all witnessed antisocial behaviour in the wake of [Sporting event] from raucous groups yelling and singing in the street at 3am to fights, drink-related behaviour etc. I think this is more aimed at getting people to understand that the consequences of [Sporting team] losing [Important…

Eurgh. And Food. I gag every time I see someone posting VIDEOS and photos of their weaning and post-weaning baby smothered in food waste. ACK. I have a friend who is literally posting more of these while I type this message.

I stopped going to public pools when I noticed the 'dead skin' scum on the surface...

Actually those aren't the worst tattoos I've ever seen. The work is neat and looks like the thing it is representing. Actually not the worst by a long shot.

Every time I see this story I wonder how long it is going to be before someone somewhere decides it is a good idea to punt some of that junk in one of the following directions: