OOOOH fuck me, I think I might know Cody 28 from Chicago? If its the same guy I think it is, then that bro was totally hitting on my husband at a bbq last summer. =/

...of all the things to not care about...

Aww, I love it here. I like the mix of urban (Chicago), and then driving like a hour west and you're in farm country. Sure the winter weather can be insanely awful, but I've liver here my entire life so, I don't know anything different. Hm, maybe I like Illinois more because I've never lived in the Chicago proper,…

Damn, that's even worse than what I thought; sudden heart failure caused by years of drug abuse coupled with her rather abrupt weight loss. :( lets hope the cycle of 'young mom dies from heroin overdose' within this family ends here.

Well, I was thinking of the traditional O ring collar, you generally don't see people wear those out and about unless they're 2edgy4u hot topic teens.

UUUHMM, in my neck of the woods, handcuff jewelry is a quasi discreet display of being someones sub. Or, a means of wearing your 'slave collar/jewelry' out in public without freaking out the vanillas.

Mr. Lahey appreciates the extended metaphor. :)

I can only hope that from this day forward, 'push a single' will henceforth be a euphemism for pooping.

*puts on cunt hat* lol all of the above? Regarding you video; I mean, some choreographed side steppin' is pretty neat I guess, not too strenuous, but hey! synchronicity is always impressive! And at least you didn't link to the Ragen Chastain dance solo. all I can say is....yikes. *takes off cunt hat*

...but who wants to see a fat girl dancing though? especially if you're trying to push a single?

Well, I liked this video and the song was alright. I think I liked the video more because the cut scenes of the dancer-girls doing regular things reminded me a lot of myself, and afforded the girls some individuality as opposed to most music videos featuring overly made up, perfectly synchronized, indistinguishable…

From what I recall, and I could be remembering this wrong because it was so stupid, a few people complained that there weren't any black women on his 'Girl' album cover. Pharrell responded by saying that black women don't need him to represent/validate them, because black ladies are already kicking ass on their own.…

well dag yo! and here I was all impressed than I can hold a plank for 3:30. ಠ_ಠ

...what in fresh, judgey hell is this? I, personally, find it sad that our 'society' (are you sure you don't just mean your peer group and cohorts?) would consider this type of relationship unhealthy and codependent.

I wear make up because I enjoy looking more attractive than most of the makeup free women I encounter on a day to day basis.

thiiiiiiiiiiisss. +1, would emphatically agree again.

You don't.....see the irony(can't think of a better term) of that tweet in relation to this post, do you?

this comment is ON.POINT. I want to print it off, laminate it, and passive aggressively send it out to a few pouty SJW's I know in real life.

oh god, that one was hilarious AND embarrassing.

The more Jezebel (and corresponding Perpetual Outrage Machines) cry about cultural appropriation, the more I'm inclined to appropriate the fuck outta some cultures. After work I just may buy myself a bindi pack from Walgreen's in honor of this post.