Dear Dov,

Same here, except I'd get stoned outta mind.

Awww, I loved Intervention. If nothing else, it helped me put my own life into perspective (no, obsidian05, you are not the worst person on earth and your life is not over; buck up, at least you don't have meth-face!!)

I could be pulling this out of my ass, but I thought I recall the initial list price was anywhere from $60-$120 for A PAIR of leggings. Like I said I could be wrong, but for some reason those numbers feel 'right' to me.

I dress well because I know that, all things being equal, the better dressed person receives better treatment overall. Job applications, rental applications, standing in line to get on the bus, promotions, buying stuff at a store, navigating public space with large objects, etc etc. In each of these scenarios, a well…

Well for what its worth I understand what you're trying to say, but I would add its not so much an Asian lady versus American lady paradigm, but more so an 'upwardly mobile foreign lady' versus American lady paradigm.

I'm a woman who doesn't like to receive oral. I HATE having it pushed on me, even with the best of intentions. Nothing kills my mood faster than some dude heading down south.

Not too well at first; his cat had no problems with my cat, however my cat was a bit more skittish so she hid under the bed for the first week or so. Unfortunately his cat was also old and sick, so he died shortly after I moved in.

Heh, I asked my husband (then friend) if I could crash at his place till I found a new apartment; we started dating that night (and I didn't have to find a new apartment!).

Heh my bedroom set is the boringest or boring colors-beige. Coincidentally, my makeup is also beige. ;) I notice a faint discoloration on my pillow case, but that's the extent of it. So I just wash my pillow case more often. *shrugs*

But is that true, or are you just repeating what you've heard? Not trying to be snarky or bitchy, I'm honestly curious because I've been falling asleep in makeup for... a while now and I still look my age (with or without makeup), no unnecessary wrinkles, small pores, no breakouts etc etc.

eh, I have no fucks to give about this lady (ouch, that sounded meaner than I intend).

lol word up. This is what I think about when I watch historical dramas/period pieces; none of these people should have nice teeth!! or teeth at all!

YES! I REMEMBER!!

Man, I'm so glad plan B saved my ass in high school. I'm also thankful that I was a precocious teenager with an insatiable curiosity and computer in my bedroom. When I started to become sexually active around 16-ish I made sure to research EVERYTHING. I was still too embarrassed to talk to my mom about getting on BC,…

yes! to all of this! Toke-lift-yoga is how I got into the best shape of my life over the past 5 years.

Well, I guess that explains how I've kept my figure all these years. :D

Perhaps you're thinking of Paula Poundstone? I have a tendency to confuse the two.

Teenage me would have had a RIDICULOUS crush on this young man. The hair, the outspokenness, the passion, and the bravery to actually speak up against some bullshit.

Everything about this is awesome. Your username, right down to the pithy retort; 'YOLO' indeed.