damn I was just about say I blame Kinja....hm seems like we have a troll breech; 4Chan? Reddit? Bored Gawkers?

TL;DR version: I'm insecure and the type of person who would blame the other woman for my husband cheating on me.

Dear god this is like Poe's Law, feminist style. What god awful 2nd wave feminism hellscape have I wandered into? Andrea...ANDREA is that you?!? Is that your bloated ghost chastising us through the internet?! ಠ_ಠ

...dafuq did I just read?

Hey its cool, we all got our beefs, we all got our baggage, as long as we all come together to CRUSH THE PATRIARCHY!!!! hehe ;)

Yeah I see, my initial comment probably was obnoxious, but in my defense, I was still annoyed by that party and this article reignited that. I will admit to a bias, at least a bias to a subset of cliquey midwestern women who aspire to mindless housewifery (disclaimer: yes, yes, a generalization, not all housewifery is…

Defensive? No. Just perplexed and annoyed at why you felt the need to say it in the first place.

Well, I'm glad someone walked away from this exchange with a smug sense of superiority.

Indeed, its like Jez/this author conveniently forgets there are LARGE populations of women who enjoy...what I can only describe as a Stepford Existence, and have no problems submitting to the patriarchy and spending their lives consumed with frippery and children. These aren't women yearning to break free, no, they…

...good for you? I have no fucks to give about your pity or your superfeminist friends. Not quite sure why you felt the need to snidely infer that I'm missing out on some sort of awesomesauce diva cup kumbaya circle jerk...but uh, you do you, and I'll stick with my bros—never the twain shall meet.

It is funny isn't it? I was going to comment on the sudden (hypocritical?) mean girl attitude on display, but I've already been down that road before. Needless to say, I feel ya sis.

I like you, we should be friends :D

Apparently at 28 years old, I need to acquire lady friends, according to...my mother and Jezebel I suppose. So Friday I was at a birthday party, I didn't know many people so I figured I'd give this whole lady friend thing a shot. ABJECT FAILURE.

The CEO of my company calls me 'darlin' and 'sweetie'. Strangely enough, this doesn't bother me...but if any other dude at my company gave me a pet name I'd be hollering about it to the HR dept.

I tried to watch the RNC, truly, but it was far too rage inducing. If only I knew what time Honey Boo Boo was on, I would have tuned into that instead.

any time someone reverts to the self respect argument, especially in light of another person's personal choice, all I can think is...u just jelly.

Oh god I was one of the lucky few to get swine flu about 2 (?) years ago. That shit SUCKED HARD. Its the flu, except a bajillion times worse, with all the pooping and the vomiting, and the dehydration, painful chills, hallucinatory fever, man...fuck swine flu.

already been done by at least..1 guy that I know of. He even made it his Facebook profile picture.

I think we did? but I honestly can't remember....we didn't have a traditional wedding-just a court house visit, cab ride to the zoo for some completely unprofessional photos, and then steak + doobies + booze with our friends. I wanna say we did, but I was completely rocked from all the herb and booze pushed in my…

"They're tuning out morning news segments about politics in favor of stuff about the Olympics or dogs who are poorly behaved yet still adorable."