You Canadians are always so friendly and kind and generous and typically Canadian. Fulfill my every prejudice.

It’s sweet, but unfortunately not true. Elton has said he’s only met them like twice.

Who really needs royals?

What kind of 12-step is he supposed to be in, anyway? AA? There is no Rapists Anonymous as far as I know.

All he needs is a neckbrace to complete the look.

I remember, back when the piss-tape became public, a lot of people supporting Kelly and saying horrible things about the victims. They did it for free. Unbelievable.

I thought this article was about shampoo.

Do they really want to be scammed by black people though? I thought they were racist as well as evangelical.

Kim really loves Kim. And she seems to be fond of her kids. She will leave, mark my words. Give it time.

I like both. Celebrity cults are fun to read about and men have dicks. 

I like both. Celebrity cults are fun to read about and men have dicks. 

I hadn’t realized how young she is. I teach middle school, and she reminds me of the litte kids I meet every day.

Exactly. What if their religion tells them to kill people with machine guns? Religion can’t be a catch all excuse to hurt others.

That will be fun.

I’m pissed someone’s talking trash about astrology and podcasts. I love astrology and podcasts and you can pry them from my cold dead hands.

I also think Camilla didn’t really want to marry Charles back then. She was in love with her first husband, who by all accounts was more of a catch than poor, dorky Charles. Wasn’t he the inspiration for Rupert Campbell-Black?

I don’t get it. Do they charge for calling the police? The fire brigade? Why charge for one and not the other?

Maybe they can cast Mel Gibson.

I’ve always wondered why the publicists can’t make up something believable instead. Like having your appendix out? Or pneumonia maybe? There has to be legitimate reasons to spend a week in hospital.

At least he’s out. Props for that.