Why don’t more swimmers do what Phelps just did? By the time you hit the wall you’re begging to breathe, which is why most of the other swimmers popped up to the surface like Goldfish looking for food after their kick off the wall.

What Phelps did has to be trained for. Most athletes performance would drop severely…

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

He entered thirteen hundredths of a second behind and handed off to the next leg a full second ahead. In a distance that is usually decided by those hundreths. The guys a swimming god.

The road stripes get very slick in the rain and that descent was tough, as evidence from 4 or 5 crashes in the Men’s race yesterday. Overall crashes are not uncommon, but I have never (in roughly a decade of causal) seen anyone flip, land on her head and not move like that.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

And do it in stride.

the cut of your jib, I like it.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

I figured the Olympics in Rio would be a shitshow, but a vomitshow? That’s setting a whole new bar, guys.

Ah the old pinch and puke. This con takes me back to the 1940s

pretty sure this is the donald...

Btw folks, there’s a conservative troll going around today trying to present themselves as a “never Hillary” Bernie supporter. Some name like “BERNIE FAM STAY WOKE” or something as equally dumb. Don’t bother engaging.

GDubs said that? Shut up! He’s not wrong tho.

The Trumps!? Disrespectful?! Is this her first time seeing or even hearing of them?

That's actually even worse then though. That's blatantly illegal and against wiretapping laws

Probably fake but I wouldn’t doubt the stupidity of some people.

Hard pass. Murder For Pizza went downhill after they started adding prog elements in the “Box of Infants” EP. And TFTD’s just a Too Many Daves rip off band.

I can’t believe you skipped my all-time favorite: #ToiletMurder