What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

Has anyone ever introduced you to the world of basketball?

I was there. You aren’t funny. Fuck you.

A football field is the shape of a burrito wrapped in green foil.

Baseball is the worst. Sure, his prancing was a bit much, but you don’t really see players of any other sport throw a hissy fit just because someone scored on them in a rude way.

Transitive property = baseball is forever.

Hard to get on the kid for celebrating. Michaelangeli is, after all, a party dude.

Fuck off

I liked that performance enough that I might need to procure the soundtrack pronto.

That was my very first taste of Hamilton (I know, I know).

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

My brothers and I looooooooved Little Rascals when we were young, and we recently rematches it with my kids. We were surprised/disgusted to remember Trump was in it. Ugh. He ruins everything.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

What did I just read???

San Jose? That city is a hater of Trump. It’s of Mexican heritage. He’s trying to build a wall to keep that stuff out.

And 100% of orange county.

I think “Donald Shit about the Bay” is British children’s book.

I don’t imagine you have to look much further than the owner’s box to find what’s in the intersection.

Nate Silver, if you are reading this, I would love to see the Venn Diagram of”NBA fans” and “Trump Supporters”.