What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

We can destroy their financial infrastructure with payday loans!

Has anyone ever introduced you to the world of basketball?

I was there. You aren’t funny. Fuck you.

A football field is the shape of a burrito wrapped in green foil.

Baseball is the worst. Sure, his prancing was a bit much, but you don’t really see players of any other sport throw a hissy fit just because someone scored on them in a rude way.

Transitive property = baseball is forever.

Hard to get on the kid for celebrating. Michaelangeli is, after all, a party dude.

Fuck off

I literally yelled, “Fuck yeah.” To my cat.

I’ve gotta give it to “You suck at dying.”

I think Cersei got the line of the night on her with: “I choose violence.”

I liked that performance enough that I might need to procure the soundtrack pronto.

That was my very first taste of Hamilton (I know, I know).

The editing made it look like it was about Tyrion. But I think it has to do with the High Sparrow, maybe he’s got a vice that the little birds found out.

A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and I’m going home...

Any guesses on “the rumor”?

Cersei might just have to kill Tommen for rolling over.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

My brothers and I looooooooved Little Rascals when we were young, and we recently rematches it with my kids. We were surprised/disgusted to remember Trump was in it. Ugh. He ruins everything.