As much as people think the US is racist, we have nothing on our Italian friends. Ours is a bit more latent (“You fit the description”). Theirs is more blatant (Throwing bananas and monkey noises).

The fucking song they used too, holy fucking shit what the fuck is wrong with them?

Is one of these a parody of the other or were they made by the same screwed-up ad agency?

I miss the old Kanye.

I guess the washing machine spins both ways...

WHAT THE FUCK 2: THE WTFENING

fuck this commercial, too

I stopped reading after that.

That’s not entirely fair—a lot of teens aren’t really educated on the issues, and if their families and friends are conservative and that’s all they know, they’re more likely to lean conservative. I was the same way (sans boyfriend) because I was raised in a very conservative Christian environment. I grew up and then…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Anyone else suspect that, somewhere, Rowling is like, “Oh shit, I never thought about that before... I mean, yup, that’s it! Good for you! You guys figured it out! I was eventually going to tweet it, anyway.”

Smart money would go into building a helicopter pad so he can get the hell out of California when the big one hits. Nobody will be safe on the ground, you need to be in the air heading east as fast as possible.

Hey, no reason it can’t be both!

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

I’m getting this tattooed on my wrist today at 2pm.

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process…