What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

To be fair, yeah - just the thought of that alone gives me chills.

This is what has happened in the books as well- but I think there’s a wider purpose. Martin has said that he always intended to reunite characters after drawing them apart to allow them to grow individually.

I have actual tears streaming down my face.

Thanks you for bringing this to me. This is great.

The Portsmouth Sinfonia is great. To join, you had to have never played your instrument before, but promise to give it your best.

Do they do it as an Egyptian tradition or are they really that bad with trumpets?

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

It’s amazing, as many times as I experienced coitus interruptus in college (Dammit, Jason,* the sock was on the door...THE SOCK WAS ALWAYS ON THE DOOR!!!) and times since, I have never experienced blue balls. I always figured it was a myth, or more of a physiological rather than physiological thing. Fascinating...

A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!

Why risk possible being charged with felony resisting arrest, which the audio can corroborate pretty effectively for the prosecution? Btw are you a lawyer?

Her attorney is garbage.

It is a true delight to hear such disparate accents say “Arcidiacono”

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

It’s okay. He called him “Bro."

Bro, you are so stupid

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

Top notch counter point

Can i just say, as someone who follows Deadspin extensively, but not Jezebel, both groups did a great job today. I have been popping onto both blogs and found each of them are hilarious. Thanks to everyone for making today entertaining. I hope you all had as much fun today as i did.