Bullcrap. Make it harder for yourself by playing with an eyepatch or not using medkits or something.

Sounds like you’re trying to equate “cunt” to the n-word. Let’s not do that.

“I had been drinking” isn’t an excuse for being a massive cunt. That word shouldn’t even be in your dictionary and telling people to kill themselves shouldn’t ever be a thought in your head. Just waiting for the bullshit apology before Valve drops him.

At this point I don’t really care if anyone sees jail time over the Russia probe. But I want motherfuckers in front of a firing squad for this.

Wow. Didn’t keep the batmans for very long.

But he’s not yelling at clouds! Let’s hear him out.

I used to tie a Tamagotchi to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to buy a Tamagotchi cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Bill Clinton on ‘em. “Gimme five Slick Willie’s for a quarter”, you’d say.

It’s easy to say “It wasn’t their fault”, but Toys R Us has always charged higher than retail prices on a lot of premium toys. Go look at ANY lego set, and a set that’s $19.99 at Wal-Mart, Target, or ANY other retailer is $25 dollars at Toys R Us. An action figure that’s $9.99 at those places is $12 or $13 dollars at…

The one true gaming chair

Young people with bad social skills and no filter suddenly being cast into the Internet’s limelight for the whole world to see... what could go wrong?

... uses latin for no reason then proceeds to call someone a showoff

Monster Hunter has now taken over for my “grind for loot” game. I don’t see myself ever going back to Destiny 2. Too little too late Destiny devs.

The key difference here is Capcom has refined MH over the years and created the ultimate version of it, as a game to be played by new and old players for possibly years to come. Destiny is a platform to sell microtransactions and expansion passes to make as much money as humanly possible in the shortest amount of time.

It was the most boring UFC I had ever watched. I also think ngannou needs a new condition coach. Obviously you’re gonna get tired but he was totally spent halfway through round 2.

The kids takeaway will be

Not to mention overpopulation but here is my Ein to deflect from a serious conversation. Just oogle the cuteness. I’m le tired.

Personally I am so glad I decided to never date again and marry my work bc most of my ex gfs wanted children and I am definitely not father material. Good on you for going so far for your child though. I’m sure he will use the costume every once and while.... hopefully..... for your sanity..... 

I don’t know that they are. (I am guessing it is unintentional since it works in context). But, an “upgrade” is sometimes used as slang for getting a hotter partner.

That fairy has sunglasses.