Why? That looks a high schoolers rendering after a few weeks using blender

$3000 for a running, manual transmission car with a kinda neat third door and a well kept interior?

But God saved me.

Why did the production Charger suck? Well, who was holding the purse strings by then? Yes, Daimler. Who proceeded to suck billions out of Chrysler by licensing such useful things as steering columns. Cause, ya know, there was never a functional Mopar steering column before then.

People area actually sitting here thing this Charger was so sacrilege in being a 4 door car yet a Omni-based, sub 200hp coupe (if you got the priciest version) from the early-to-mid 80's wasn’t the biggest disappointment to a name out there.

True. There’s a goldmine of amazing automotive YouTube videos they could be coattail surfing yet somehow they land on “lightskinyogi” sliding his half naked ass on the floor.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

I don’t think you’re giving Hert enough credit here. He regularly drives 500-600hp cars, which sure, aren’t 1000hp, but it’s far more than the average driver normally contends with. I’ve driven 500hp cars before (in the rain too!), I’d be fine driving this, but had I only stuck with 200hp SR20 S13s, I’d be unsure.

“The Chrysler 200 I Bought A Few Months Ago Already Needs To Be Replaced!”

“Why didn’t you stop?” Dunn questioned.

They think the world is a prison and they are the prison guards.

Just time and again the question is: What the fuck are cops thinking?!?

So this piece of shit almost killed a woman and her unborn child because she was speeding.

Holy shit, she’s white.

Why the hell do you call Ed Bolian “the new buyer”? 

It is awful? We’re being a little overly edgy aren’t we? It is not surprising that an expensive super car has expensive maintenance. And I’m not sure you even finished the video. Ed definitely is not having all of that work done, just the safety related items.

Even worse because I was a FUCKING EMPLOYEE

My response would have been “Well, who the f*** told you to do that?! I didn’t sign any binding paperwork. I’m calling the police to report a grand theft auto, and my lawyer...unless you reproduce my keys and my car in the next 60 seconds.”

Why do salespeople always complain about a shitty review after they do such a shitty job? It’s not even hard to figure out if there’s a certain color combo at the warehouse, just a quick search in whatever database. It’s completely their fault for not putting any work in and subsequently annoying the shit out of you

Motorcycle shop I worked at in Arizona. I was buying a 2003 TL1000R from them. I wanted the yellow and black, not the blue and white they had on the floor.