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So... everyone dodged the question.

Only Professors could take a super interesting topic like this and make it completely bland an uninteresting. 

Good call on the peewee game. It’s awesome because there is...

That sounds weird and insane. It’s also exactly what I would do.

The stylist I grew up going to at a salon also cut my parents’ hair (both before and after their divorce), my sister’s hair and a few of my mom’s friends’ hair. She left that salon and opened up her own salon; my family followed (I had left the house/city by then). She eventually stopped cutting hair altogether to run

You know what movie is great, Leni Riefenstahl’s Olympia. Now there’s a director who could stick to sports.

Between this and Pennyworth (and probably other DC shows), I imagine DC/WB execs often asking themselves “how tangentially related does a movie or show really have to be to Batman so we can do as little of that superhero stuff as we can but also get that sweet sweet superhero money?”

My toddler shits the same size and shape as a flashlight or large squash. It’s mind blowing coming outta someone less than four feet tall.

I’ve been a commuting cyclist in Chicago for over a decade. I’ve been hit a few times and had 2-3x as many close calls. I pass ghost bikes (white-painted memorials for cyclists murdered on the city’s streets) daily and it never gets any less haunting. What makes me ache even more about every preventable death

I love how far out they went with the ‘following the old woman home’ gag. That had to be at least a full minute of top-shelf animation for two brand-new characters advocating a home invasion. lol

Billie Lourd in Booksmart definitely hits it on the head for me, too. It’s the kind of role that I can either see her mother being really proud of her for doing, or really angry about because she didn’t get to do it herself. Everyone in that movie is hilarious. Everyone.

he has been in MLB longer than the Mets

Whoever that person is that threw that 2nd pitch needs to go into hiding, because what the hell.

You mean a traffic ticket?

“The Venezuelan is a great name. How’d you get it?”

Small-town history museums are all exactly the same: town founder picture and biography, the special display about the one thing the town is most famous for (Fartburg is known the world round for its leeks), some newspaper headlines about the one day the small town was national news because something exploded or the Pr

What everyone needs to learn is that everyone driving faster than me is a maniac trying to get themselves and everyone else killed, and everyone driving slower than me is an idiot causing traffic.

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

  • “Boris, you were the one who mattered most.”