I say that all future potential presidential candidates have to pass the exact same citizenship exam that immigrants have to before becoming legalized citizens.

Here’s a story on it. It ended in the 1980s. The excuse I got was that boys couldn’t be trusted to go home and wash their swim trunks, so... The girls had school issues swim suits that they gave back after class and were washed there. Why they couldn’t do that for the boys, I have no idea.

I also love that episode where George becomes a hand model and learns that his predecessor had to retire because he “loved” his hand too much. George’s quip about winning a contest was hilarious

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

Related to the overhead bin anxiety: Anyone who puts their luggage in the overhead bin sideways deserves to be flung out of the plane at 30,000 feet and crash into the cars below like Con Air.

I’d also suggest minding your frequency. If you are now on social media more now, it can seem more forced and you’re trying to prove something. Your ex could be sitting there looking at the screen with a smirk at how try hard you are now, acting like nothing is wrong.

When I was 40, my dyslexic son pointed out the “31" in the Baskin Robbins logo to me. I had never noticed it.

If you haven’t seen it, find and watch Running Down a Dream.  One of the best musical docs I have ever seen. It’s 4 hours and 19 minutes of everything you want to know about him and his career.

They’ve done a good job of not overdoing it with him. He could easily become super-annoying and overwhelm the show, but they provide just enough of Pimento to be funny without making you want to stick an ice pick in him (which he’d probably enjoy).