My pen collection is mostly procured from hotels. I’ve probably got a pen from every Marriott type.

I think SFO’s ranking is weighed heavily by delays. Fog wreaks havoc on scheduling there. Making short connections there is a crapshoot.

Last time I flew into LGA I walked out to Ditmars in 5 minutes. Much easier for cabs and Ubers out there.

Tattling: looking to simply get someone else in trouble. Telling: looking out for the good of something/someone.

Weren’t some of Westworld’s sets originally Deadwood sets?

I regularly see people try on a concert t-shirt over the shirt they’re already wearing. But, yeah, taking off your current shirt at a merch booth is... well, it’s something.

The boys’ bathroom near 2nd and 3rd grade classrooms at my school had two stalls. One did not have a door. One time coming back in from recess basically my entire class went to the bathroom at the same time and there was a kid shitting in the one that didn’t have a door. I cannot even imagine how horrified and…

A good polling place should have a map available for people precisely for that reason. There’re a few precincts that vote at my location and they’ve had a map for a few years now. Quite convenient.

When I was a kid my mom used to make root beer floats pretty regularly. My dad and I loved them. She had a strong accent in English, so I always thought she was saying “black out” and I would even ask her for a “black out.” Only right now did I realize she was saying “black cow.”

Absolutely. I saw it on IMAX a few days ago and was blown away by the flight scenes.

I was not aware of bus gates when I first connected through an airport that had them. (If you don’t know like I didn’t, this is where you get on a bus at the gate which then drives out to a plane nowhere near the terminal.) So when I got to my gate after a sleep-deprived trans-Atlantic flight, I saw no plane at the…

I have a coworker who recently grumbled about spending $10,000+ related to weddings this year between bachelorette parties, gifts, dresses, airline tickets, hotels, etc.

I have been a little underwhelmed with “Missing U” and “Honey” so far. But I’ll still be listening to that Robyn album as soon as I can.

There were 2 games this year (August 3 and 28) when deGrom drove in the only runs for the Mets. And he took the loss 2-1 in both.

My apartment building’s door is directly on the street. The street number is on the door. However, there’s a building behind mine that’s accessed through a gate next to my building. For some reason, delivery people love to go to the gate, even though my street number is on our door.

Another reason why security questions are bad. If forced to create them, my answers are never true. The street I grew up on, which is the same street my dad still lives on? My mother’s maiden name, which she went back to after my parents divorced? So many people in my life know these. Way more secure to make up these…

One could argue the Marlins owe it to the Mets after Bartolo Colon grooved the pitch that Dee Gordon homered on after Jose Fernandez died.

As a Mets fan who’s a year older than Wright and also with a body part that’s begun to limit me, I have thought about Wright a lot over the last two years. I can’t even imagine what he’s gone through every day the last few years just for the chance to get back into a MLB game.

Andy Blitz going to NBC tech support in India was another great remote with him. It blew my mind that he went all that way for that bit.

One of the first episodes I saw had Actual Items. My dad watched Leno every night, so I was familiar with Headlines. At first I thought it was derivative that the followup show would have the same bit. As soon as I found myself actually laughing at one, I knew they weren’t real.