Hey, do you guys mind if I store some of my stuff in the white space to my left? I’m between apartments and you guys seem to have just tons of room in here.

Whenever she started saying stuff I disagree with? OK, it’s not a perfect system.

Look, I didn’t fuck that sheep.

Bull Moose or bust.

That was Jim Joyce.

The Nort Remembers

Starred for posting your extended (and hard-earned) self-pity to the wrong article, which seems very Jets.

its a condition!

I have to discount shameless homerism for this because otherwise I’d just pick a bunch of guys from my favorite team, like Joey Browner, Chris Doleman, John Randle, Randall McDaniel, Randy Moss (but not Cris Carter), and Miracle Year Randall Cunningham.

Dude shut up

Ah yes, the great Melissa Ethridge Fiasco of ‘94. I remember learning about that in history class.

no you moron, he clearly said ‘quackery’ in the article. that means brady is now a fancy duck.

That’s not sexy; he just hit her with the car and she is begging for medical attention.

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

You know, I’m kind of thinking that he should date Ronda Rousey...