Stuart Scott’s “Boo-yah”is a glaring omission.

Cause of Death: Bonks

If there is a just and righteous god, Sagan will take it this year.

Who has the time to buy all the Ferrari’s they’ll need to fill the garages?

They don’t, though Mr. Samuels down the street has a motorcycle and they think he’s cool as fuck.

I pour the small chip fragments into a bowl with salsa and eat them with a spoon.

You know his strikeout call:

I drive a Honda Element, which is a storage unit with wheels.

What’s a pedder-ass, Walter?

How To Get Kicked in the Testicles
-By Rajon Rondo

Pip was always more of a Porsche guy.

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Da Sox are trooly da team of REAL Chi-ca-go Grabowskis, since dey play in dis cold wedder at Cuhmiskey Park overbydere. Cupple two-tree snowflakes don’t bother dem none. D’ose *homophobic slur* Northsider *homophobic slurs* had ta cancel dere game tho.

“Russian machine never breaks”

What’s the likelihood that the KHL had to un-rig SKA’s season of destiny after everyone caught on to their fuckery?

This is an unfortunate thing that happened in the pages of the Denver Post:

We have no deal with them

Sounds like you’re going to need some tools.

Purchase a Dremel tool and one of the 1,468,349 piece kits that they sell for $7 on black friday. Once you have a Dremel, you’ll never run out of things to Dremel. I’ve used mine removing the exhaust from a car, cutting drywall for outlets, and all manners of precision sanding, cutting. and polishing.