And a romantic companion

Bed Bath & Boujee (skrrt)

“Blankets are a suckers game. Any fabric will work. Stop by your local gym and just steal a few towels at a time, then just like the Johnny Cash song, next thing you know you’ve got yourself a full bedding set for the cost low cost of free.99. Get those puppies nice and damp and they’ll cling to you like hobos to a…

Where are you people getting your duvet covers? Mine is the same as my fitted sheet: a crisp, cozy percale cotton and it’s wonderful. Buy better duvet covers.

Marchman sleeps under a pile of damp wash cloths.

Cue the Inglorious Basterds Hitler war room/Herb Brooks locker room speech mashup videos.

You should tweet this tbh

Women’s soccer too. I find it preferable to men’s soccer.

Sorrey not sorrey

Who, me?

Women’s, yes, which has been great but wasn’t what we were talking about. So what’s your point?

Depends on what perspective you’re watching from. If you don’t care who wins and want to watch perfectly serviceable, minor-league level hockey on larger ice, then yes the Olympics have been fine. The level of parity has been remarkable, save for Russia who’s likely to run away with the whole thing, but the Olmypics…

The things they can do with computers these days!

Are you Jay Leno circa 2001?

Que bella *chef finger kiss*

America has five percent of the world’s mass shootings, and yet 31 percent of the world’s mass shootings.

Well if he was a hockey player... oh shit, really?

If you go to a race with a headset and tune to the broadcast frequency you can hear the commercial break chatter as well.

You could have stopped writing after the first period.

I don’t have anything to add, Ijust feel like I belong here