Uh, nope. 2014 was a banner year for the zoom-zoom people.

Why the HELL is Morpheus in these ads? I blame the ad agency and whomever crashed the name. Probably a great car otherwise.

Those. Are. Awesome. 80s square styling, RWD, three pedals, possibly a digital dash - what's not to love?

I figured he meant compete FOR Apple or Google.

Ultimately a gas tax creates demand for Joe Driver to get the most fuel-efficient car possible. That's the common denominator. I'm fine with that. As much as I detest Bro Trucks, there is no way mete out a gas tax just to penalize their bad taste.

You're absolutely right. I was looking at the Aussie save on tarmac - is that car FWD? - but it looks like my comment got put here with the WRC post comments.

Handsome! Can't lie!

Whodathunk, FWD to the rescue in competition?

While it hard screams (or even suggests) Ultimate Driving Machine, I think this is a good looking bit of transportation. Certainly more attractive than a Benz, it's not a "brutal Q7", and it's got better proportions than a C-Max and Mazda5 (yes, I know these last 2 bat in a different league.)

Agreed. The newest one is a big improvement.

Aston Hi-iQ, anyone?

Came here to find out how pissed Fiat/Chrysler/Alfa is about Audi's use of the Italian word "Quattro". I am disappoint.

I wish I owned the word "coupe". I would have all the Deutschmarks.

Does he have anything to learn from the Volt or other cars on the road? "No." End of discussion.

Grille within a grille... Someone get Xhibit on the phone. (I just did this joke yesterday fer chrissakes. See: Hyundai Santa Cruz)

Yup. This will work just fine for up to five bikes, just like this. I'm all over it.

Yo dawg, I heard you'd like have a Santa Cruz in your Santa Cruz.

That rear wheel/flare misalignment makes me wonder if the axle path is actually rearward somewhat, rather than vertical/close to vertical. It'd certainly be a performance advantage at speed, I think.

Not fighting you this but there are plenty of vids of Raptors getting the crease treatment from hitting cattle guards at speed. No Bo 'n Luke airtime whatsoever.

Flatter roofs say "much premium, so luxury". This roof peak says "RSX/Integra", which is to say downmarket. What do I know, though? I probably read Robert Cumberford too closely.