Charizard wants to hate fuck you behind the dumpster of an Arby’s. Dragonite is just in the club to dance, rolling, and has no idea what you are talking about.

I’m a Packers fan. Packers-Lions is the longest continuous rivalry in the NFL, the Packers didn’t play the Bears in 1982 because of the strike. I live about an hour from Ford Field in Toledo.

I don’t hate the Lions. Not at all. There are at least 15 teams in the NFL that I dislike more. Hating the Lions is like beating…

Can’t believe you got through a Lions preview without mentioning this- after every touchdown they score this dude sings the same song. Lions score to finally get on the board! The score is now 38-7 Green Bay! Hit, it, Gridiron!

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

In talks with Jesus, he was instructed to hand it off to Marshawn to ensure penetration in her endzone.

Kind of? The thing is, it’s not a huge huge huge surprise because they’ve spent the last decade really investing in coaching and indoor facilities (it helps that they have nothing else to do during the cold, dark winter months). They have 400 coaches with UEFA B licenses, so there’s a coach for every 825 people (in…

Recap of today's game.

So... he’s the Pierre McGuire of international soccer?

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.

If I am reading this correctly, you impute a lot of ‘blame’ on Helwani for what is a violation of some journalistic ethic in covering the UFC (in covering a sport). Perhaps I have a twisted view of the so called profession, but there is no such thing as journalism in the 21st century in covering sports. It’s…

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

I really want Rovell to have to read these tweets out loud in one of those sweatshops.

Right... gassing.

“No, STOP!”