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“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.” - George

*long, wet fart sound*

extrememely for sure my bud

Every one of the numerous people whining about this being “left-leaning” (I don’t understand how, but I’m more interested in actual foreign policy than bitching about Gawker so clearly I’m not part of your crew) should go write something themselves. You don’t like what you see? Write something better.

You know, in Europe we don’t really understand all that. There’re no guns. So, to me it’s common sense. Too bad for that 400 € smartphone but I’ve got only 1 life.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Chelsea Handler airs some things out, Zac Efron hangs with a friend and Cher is not pleased.

Well yes, that’s what I’m saying. If they know about the comments about Ivanka and that doesn’t put them off of him - can you imagine if Obama made remarks about how bangable he finds his children? - then, IMO, it’s because they perceive this as just another example of him being brave and honest. Just like when he’s

GROSS. Put a fucking shirt on and get a real job, shithead.

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