I’m super unhappy with State Farm. A year ago I tried to get my mileage adjust down, and they refused. I tried again 6 months ago and they said “oh you can’t do this now, you have to do it on your anniversary”. I was like “...like I TRIED to 6 months ago, and you REFUSED?” My agent professed innocence and ignorance.…

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I'm just afraid of snakes!

Billy Eichner's librarian is the unsung hero of Bob's Burgers.

Bob did the same thing with a stupidly expensive Japanese knife that he ended up wrecking in a pissing match with Teddy though. The show's usually good about balancing their craziness, although it's tilted towards Linda. Usually the husband on these shows is the manchild, in this show it's Linda that's got the more…

"DUCK BOB!"
"YOUR'E A TURKEY LANCE!"

That episode bothered me moreso because I'm always afraid for their ability to pay the rent and keep the restaurant open and that couch was expensive. Like, during the recent horse meat episode, I got really stressed out that Hugo wasn't gonna pay Bob back for all that horse meat and they wouldn't have money for the…

That Totoro scene (and The Belchies) is what turned me from liking this show to loving it.
And also "Electric Looooooove"
I love this show a lot.

I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT TOPSY!

" the painfully pseudo-improvised sounding dialogue " but they do actually improvise. In Kristen Schaal's recent random roles she talked about how they all read together.

Butts, butts, butts, butts
Butts, butts, butts, butts
Butts and butts and butts and butts
Butts and butts and butts and butts

My choice would be Topsy from the third season. The family's reaction when they think Tina has been electrocuted is shockingly real. I don't think The Simpsons or Family guy could manage to play a scene that straight, especially following a song about Thomas Edison being in love with an elephant.

Broadcast Wagstaff School News

I just want to slap his beautiful face!

Boyz 4 Now will always have a special place in my heart. Watching the ever-scheming Louise get completely undone by her boy band crush was simultaneously very adorable and hysterically funny.

Here goes the hair
There goes the hair
Where is Harry Truman?
He' s dead in the ground.

They say Thomas Edison,
He's the man to get us
Into this century,
And that man is me.

… Kill the Turkey!

Everyone's thankin'…
The whole world's thankin' you!
Thankin' us for thankin' you!

"Two people, together forever, security in life, and someone to love ya…"

My heart was won by the moment in Bob Day Afternoon when everyone latches onto Bob as he tries to leave the restaurant to deliver burgers to Mickey in the bank.