I ALREADY PRE ORDERED MINE.

Cardinal Fang is amazing. I often call Beatrix The Red Menace, Vanilla Killa, Gingah Ninja, etc.

Haaahahahaha...you think you’ve ever owned a cat. They’re all, Um.

I have a picture somewhere of some destruction she wrought on a different cabinet I have...it were sad. She does not play. DEATH TO TCHOCHKIS.

Naming a cat Margaret Thatcher is genius. Does she break unions?

The cat circus lady insists it can be done.

I’ve trained my cats to start yowling at me at 3:30 in the afternoon continuously until I feed them at 6.

Mine sits, fist bumps (smashes his head on my fist), and high fives. He hates high fiving though.

Mine plays fetch, but I didn’t teach her...she taught me ;)

I have really got to tell Beatrix T. Cattenborough about this. She has been very recalcitrant re: learning to do tricks. Maybe if she feels competitive?

Please, tell us EVERYTHING about Mickey Two Suits, if you can. That nickname is too glorious to go unexplained!

I’m curious as to how you automatically believe this person is a bigot based on those exact quotes from above.

Honestly, I can’t believe they weren’t using plastic razors...that is some really questionable judgement on the part of the grown ups.

I don’t! As a theater person married to a stage combat choreographer-the kids shouldn’t have been out of control with any stage violence. Or “feeling it” so much that they were out of control in general. It’s dangerous. And it should have been drilled and practiced to be slow and safe. Accidents happen but the…

Amen. War goes hand in hand with rape and sexual violence against women and little children. It’s easy of course to condemn this on the internet and yet not lift a finger to condone the much more complex web that makes sure that certain parts of the world are deindustrialized and politically unstable (which…

Only on this white feminist website would you get people advocating for colonialism instead of actually showing sympathy with the victims.

He’s an 84 year old white man whose heyday was the 1960's.

Sources say Khloe Kardashian was forced to cancel “Kocktails With Khloe” because she was exhausted with worry over husband Lamar Odom’s drinking.

Exactly true. Unfortunately people like the author here who feel that Elliott should’ve been punished are the ones who hold back any action against REAL online stalkers, harassers and their ilk - when you demand action on something unreasonable, it makes your reasonable claims look invalid.

You can be afraid without there being any real reason to be afraid, and that’s okay. The law doesn’t need to step in and punish someone else for your fear, unless there’s a compelling reason.