velvetvonblack
Velvet Von Black
velvetvonblack

My dick is the password

After the video was shown during the wedding.

Harriet Tubman. She was even a spy during the civil war.

I’m waffling between pissed for the reasons you’re pissed and passively accepting because this is better than nothing. idk. :\

Well... I mean... maybe it can give you joy that he’d hate being on paper currency?

Just to recap: We wanted to get a woman on the $20 and instead we are getting a woman to share the $10. So, basically we got a $5 bill and a great case study for the existing wage gap.

Sojourner Truth seems like a good choice to me. Let’s be honest the only people less represented on american currency than women are african-americans. Why not go the distance on this one?

This actually really pisses me off. We lobbied for the $20, to replace a bad dude who didn’t favor paper currency and would likely have hated being on it. Easy decision, right? Nope. Instead they give us the $10 - a less popular currency - and we have to fucking share it with the dude already on it. Gee. Thanks.

Yeah, I mean, I’m not into this. It’s kinda obvious a $10 is less important than a $20 and a Hamilton is less important than a Jackson. Baby steps? :(

I’m all for it and I think it’s long overdue that a woman appear on US currency. However I think the Treasury should replace that genocidal criminal Andrew Jackson on a $20, not Alexander Hamilton.

As much as I want a woman on our currency, I’d also like Jackson off of the $20. That was part of what was so appealing about Women on the 20. Unlike Aaron Burr, I’ve got no beef with Hamilton.

MAC is the reason I have an obsession with neutrals. I’ve bought really nice shades from other brands, but they all take a back seat to the stuff that I have from MAC. If someone ever asks me, “I’m looking for this type of subtle lipstick/blush/eyeshadow. Do you know what might work for me?” I mostly come up with

For many decades now, Texas has been going on the assumption that giving schoolkids information about their bodies will lead to them fucking like bunnies and getting pregnant. By keeping sex utterly mysterious and terrifyingly risky, they’ll stop those crazy kids from fucking.

Is it Dolezal? It better be Dolezal.

If only someone would think of the children, maybe there would be less of them.

They say the atmosphere is increasingly poisonous and the company’s brand muddled, as bigwigs from places like JC Penney and Urban Outfitters and Barney’s start coming in and pulling the company in every direction.

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

The guy has all the charm in the world. I feel like the Rock MUST be sucking the charm out of other dudes somehow, so when he dies while in the immediate vicinity everything will be less charming the rest of the world will get a bit more charming.

I know that everybody seems to have their version of the “I went to MAC and those bitches overdo it because they put sooooo much crazy shit on my face” story, but a lion’s share of my MAC makeup is neutrals. Honestly, a good chunk of the brand’s notoriety comes from iconic neutral lip, eye, and cheek colors that blew

Oh man, speaking of shiny heavy glitterbombs though, my pal is a makeup artist and gets a lot of free shit and sometimes if she has too much stuff or stuff she’s not interested in, she will give it to me since I am a makeup hoarder and have a lipstick addiction. The other day she gave me this.... it’s hot pink glitter