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Since I assume they employ more than one frat boy, I'm rather wondering the same thing. How could something so idiotic actually get green lit unless they knew the ensuing media attention would help them? Which, wow. Either option makes them really look like jags.

Kind of late to the table here, and someone may already have made this point, but allow me to make a Devil’s Advocate point.

What these children said was truly terrible. However, they are children, and a nationwide public shaming seems rather extreme. I understand that media outlets need to make money, and that outrage sells, but damn. It’s almost every day we have some story about Someone Who Totally Sucks, and everyone blows smoke up

I direct a Renaissance Faire, so this amused the living hell out of me. I wouldn't be at all shocked to see the whole lot of these people in our audience....

If what these people want is a response from Uber, they likely either won't get one at all, or he will simply point out that people change, and that humour can be nasty at times, and that what humour one enjoys is entirely subjective.

Idea: Unless you can prove that at least 75% of income goes to care for the sick and poor, your church isn’t tax exempt. Charity is the reason for the exemption, so why aren’t we actually enforcing that?

I had a girl try to embarrass our “class loser” via me at a middle school dance. This girl was mean, pretty, popular and HATED me. So, as I’m standing awkwardly around with my friends, pretending I’m totally not feeling lame not to be slow dancing with anyone, Class Loser comes up with this huge smile and tells me

I have worked for the same show for sixteen years. My second year, I came up with a solution to a problem that affected quite a few departments, and told the head of our security department. He agreed that it was a great plan, but he would DO ME A BIG FAVOR and tell everyone it was his idea, because “no one likes

Oh, so many stories I could post. I'll limit it to three.

I'm just surprised that I have not seen a single thing Kanye has designed that isn't painfully ugly. I mean, hell. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, you'd think the man could at least accidentally make a few things that don't suck.

And I'll bet your toast is larger and of a higher quality due to it being avocado toast and not that cheapo stuff.

I've been hoping to see this one asked, because I do always enjoy a retelling of The Tale of AvocadoMan. Back in the early 90's, I worked in an incredibly cheesy 50's diner. Think Monica in Friends, but thankfully without the fake boobs. It did, however, have those annoying juke boxes on each table, and I swear I