Many say his towers have tiny elevators. Tiny, tiny elevators. But they are really, really great. Tiny but they do their job, folks. Hey, let’s make elevators great again, whatdayasay?

Oh, this is wonderful, just wonderful (gushing madly). Not to put you down dear, but the comments are even better. I am a typical guilt-ridden Xer, ashamed that i bought into all that college-career-house-family crap that the boomers have so heavily pressed on their children that it has crap-ton piled on you, their…