Now you’re thinking like a racer.

I might be tempted to pay for the privilege.

Deserves the “Most Punchable Face in Motorsport” trophy, edging out Lance Stroll as a close second 

Or where the rear right wheel went.

I don’t follow Cadillac much at all but I guess they went full Infiniti with the naming scheme? 

Then clearly you’re at least somewhat invested in Uber.

Sven Forvy? Ja, he lives on da next farm ova, you betcha!

Forvroulet—it’s a gamble every time you take it out on the road!

I couldn’t be any more god-damned sick of that fucking song.

You’re right. Pre-1955 Buicks had the same thing and it did detract from the overall look.

Sad tears because it could see the future of it’s species...

I think the phrase he used was “big titties” but yes, this is historically accurate.

Why not both?

Didn’t Franklin invent Beer Googles?

Close enough. 

That’s beer but I guess boobs would qualify too

Spoiler alert: He heats up the dog’s food in a crock pot.

That’s known as the Mormon Special.

Ford apparently offered $75,000 to the studio if they would use a Mustang.

being a russian auto plant, it’s probably also a newspaper recycler.