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I miss Jalopnik...

I wonder if the sentient garden elf is also bankrolling the series. With his ego, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Jalopnik seems more focused on “edgy” over factual these days.

It’s got balls.

Until the battery carrier rusted through and dumped the battery on the pavement...

First Gear

I had to learn how to read an analog electric meter in shop class. What a pain.

How long before some enterprising aftermarket equipment supplier creates a kit of jump seats to install in the frunk and a windshield to replace the faux grille? 

First Gear

You bastard.

Maybe it just became self-aware and didn’t like what it saw. 

If you’ve never experienced turbo lag, here’s your chance. 

If you’ve never experienced turbo lag, here’s your chance!

I remember when people lost their shit over the Bangle Butt. Ah, good days. 

I think there is a speed camera photo of me in Germany, so I’ll watch from afar.

The dude is called the Strangler Xe. Skinny jeans girl be in trouble.

FINALLY! A Z-car for the 21st century.  Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some MG exhaust fumes to huff. 

“Moose and Squirrel,” in a Russian accent.

Hard pass. But I did have a brilliant entry for their “Next Easter Egg” contest. Waiting for that phone call any day now. Any day.