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I wonder if its interior stinks ala Telluride? 

Seeing the photo of the ‘73 heater control levers reminds me that I’ve always wondered why VW chose armadillo hide-grain for their lever boots. 

Ehh, prolly not.

I hope this van joins you in the states after your trip is done. 

I’ll bet it whistles at speed.

If I was offered this car and $5K cash, it still be CP. 

He’s in time out! Ha!

Something, something Ambiguously Gay Duo reference.  

The Ambiguously Gay Duo’s daddy... 

“Ford Pampers - We haul your shit!

My heart hurts, David. 

Yay, our financials suck less!

David, this series needs to be filed under HOLD MY BEER.

That’s a lotta orange peel in the paint job. 

My Next Jeep Easter Egg entry was about knobs.  Knobs are good. 

It’s the 21st century. I believe they’re called “person holes”. Or something like that...

This nice German lady drove her Taunus all the way to Burma to rescue a little street pooch. 

A missed trademark opportunity: “Vaporware Horseshit” 

So when is Musk going to send out a“Pedo Guy” tweet?

So when is Musk going to send out “Pedo Guy” tweet?