Damn you.

I want to hate it, but...

Was the $3,200 handed over to a bonding company? If so, that’s probably their fee for putting up the rest. You never get it back... Ask me how I know.

Preach

I suppose it was a fourgon conclusion that Torch loved these things. 

You shoulda ordered the graphics package. 

I had a leak in an oil pressure gauge in my 1973 Mini. It was fed by a capillary tube and it worked loose on the gauge end. 

Aston-Martin is being groomed for a sale to Daimler-Benz. 

Installing a new-to-me speedo in my MGB. 

And this is all predicated on me having two grand to spend on something like this. Nah, still CP for me, but someone will buy it and love it.

Third Gear

Falcon= YES

Just wait- the city fathers and mothers will offer to rename the town Tesla... 

Write a paper on this hypothesis.  There’s a Nobel in it for you. 

It has a face like a bad Vaudeville act... 

The con rods just wanted to tell you goodbye. The spirits of engines past overheard your plan .

That’s going to be the most stressed 1.1 horses ever. 

Balls? Organs?

OK, here’s one you might not read (since your total is over 800 replies at the moment). I think a lot of the posts are starting to sound like corporate press releases that have been reduced to bite size chunks with extra edginess (snark) added to “Jalop” them.

Ballbag. No one referred to him as Ballbag. Someone posting here a long time ago said it was easier to spell, so it shall be thus.