Needs limo-tint windows to complete the ensemble.

Reminds me of a high school sweetheart back in the day. 

My God. Trump is the product of the winning sperm? I’d hate to meet the loser.

Nothing says quality like a big-ass hammer.

“We all live in a yellow Jag-u-ar, yellow Jag-u-ar, yellow Jag-u-ar.” 

2nd Gear:

Morning CVT

If HR was really that tight-assed I would think that there would be written manual with all of the company’s policies and procedures. Including stupid personal car standards if they really exist. 

Elderly drivers confusing pedals are we? 

Some people just wonder. Jason acts. 

Quick - pull my spot

Hey! You’re no engineer. You collar isn’t buttoned.

Give me FUCKS or give me nothing.

I escaped from a Nissan dealership.

I got to see a couple of pre-production F-Types at the Jaguar Technical Center in Atlanta just before they went on sale. The director invited me to have seat and start the V8 model they had inside the building. It was so loud it scared my ancestors.

Neutral:

I’ve seen one in the flesh and they are really attractive cars.

I had a 1978 GM A-body four door.  The back door windows were fixed in place. 

I can say that I wrote for a site that Bradley Brownell did. I’m sure he’s as glad to be done with it as I am. 

Jalopnik isn’t paying you enough.