I’m excited for this game. And yet, I’m still wrestling with JKR’s views. I haven’t re-read the Ender’s Game books since Orson Scott Card came out as a deep homophobe, and yet, they were amazing books. I have some members of my family who hold some loathsome opinions that they are vocal about, and yet, they’ve loved…

I’m terrible at timed things so I went to the Accessibility Settings and changed it so I could tap in the strikes slowly without a time limit.

Kinda reminds me of the plot to that movie Dredd.

Thanks for letting me know about this! I died 10 times near the end. Was ready to quit this shit. It was thoughtless and inappropriate of Remedy to not have difficulty options. Not everyone is great at games. This makes up some for that.

In complete agreement with you. This is why I love the Sisyphus Rollercoaster at the Six Flags in Falstaff, Arizona. Everyone on the coaster has to, through a series of cranks and pulleys while seated, hoist the coaster up to the first peak. It take a while, but is much more rewarding, knowing that collectively, you…

i might get this just to walk around with that showcase drone thing. I like googlemaps VR, but this looks a lot more like being the superman simulator i want. i just want to fly around like in a dream.

Here’s a fun Corridor Crew vid where this stuntwoman comments on various roles she has played:

Have you heard of Munchausen Syndrome by proxy? It’s where predominantly women hurt their kids in subtle ways so they can bring them to hospitals and get attention, or sometimes they “save” their child, and are seen as a hero. I wonder if this phenomenon where YouTube moms adopt and save children is related in some…

Jesus Christ. How does someone look like that? He looks like a pre-rendered trailer for Final Fantasy. WTF. Is that really what he looks like?

Wait, what? Holy shit. Good fucking timing. I am just at home drunk and masturbating and drunkly masturbating.

Thanks for alerting me to this game! Makes me think of Puzzle Quest. I’m surprised they never thought to do this. Or the Peggle people never did. Call it Peggle Quest.

It’s quite poetic that she just got signed by Disney to do voiceovers because Disney is the greatest purveyor of stories about princesses who don’t really want to be princesses, or who try to expand the definition of what a princess can be. I mean, it makes sense that the queen would be upset. That is exactly on brand.

The only asian people in the game seem to be ones you fight, or kill. Probably Damon Watt’s pregnant wife will be asian though, which is how the devs will tie the locale in. So you either fight or fuck asians in this game. They kind of did this with the Firefly series. Adopt an asian culture as set dressing. The devs…

Even the appearance of conflict of interest should be avoided. Famitsu really fucked up here. They need to get on this, or they risk any credibility retroactively and into the future.

Please write an article for when there’s a mod for allowing sprinting through camps. That sloth-walk camp shit was bullshit.

What are you talking about? Quiet was a fully-formed female plant.

Yeah, i think Epic’s rise has a lot to do with this concession on EA’s part. This was a business decision based on awful Origin sales.

Still waiting, like a decade later, for a Mass Effect Complete Edition, where you get all games plus all DLC ever released. But I think they still make money off that DLC or something. Always broke my heart.

I don’t understand how pirated sites are supposedly diminishing when something like Pornhub pirates everything and is one of the biggest porn sites in the world.

Blando Calrissian is the perfect name for him.