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The only ghost here is the DEAD BLACK DUDE!!!! Amirite?

It's so charming when you zoom aorund the space in noclip mode and there is that whooshing sound as you fly.

Everytime I see a new MMO announced, it sounds like someone saying, "Hey, I have this great idea for a new social network. It's like Facebook, but it's different!"

Yeah, Assasin's Creed? Fuck em....GTA5. MAYBE. I know that's pathetic, but I would do anything for GTA.

Most of the game journalists I've read love the ending. Most of the comments from fans hate the ending. I have to concluded that game journalists are all kinda weird.

I never even finished Skyrim. I am sure I can continue playing that Massively Single-player Game and skip this MMO. Skyrim is just so elegant in the way you can sneak up on baddies and launch an arrow into their skulls when you are dungeon-crawling. I suspect this MMO will contain none of that subtlety.

How come elbows always look like shit in EVERY GAME EVER? They are always weirdly rounded, like bent tubes, and not like elbows at all. I have been wondering this for YEARS.

These are great. Holy shit.

I am increasingly disturbed by these beautiful boys whose cocks I want to suck when normally I do not want to suck cocks. This is a photo of Bailey Jay, who first disturbed me.

Heh. Sadly, no cheeseburgerz. You can, however, fuck another cat if you want.

At the risk of being too self-promotey, last year I put out a book that was a Choose Your Own Adventure style book from the POV of a cat. Because I'd gamed for so long, I found that only giving the reader choices a very limited form of gameplay, but, for books, pretty incredible. That sort of hyper-texting was so

I like Blow. His idea about stripping everything out that isn't the gameplay itself is kind of fascinating and reminds me about the Abstract Art movement in art history. Although to a lot of people it'll strike them as hopelessly insular and navel-gazing, the whole movement made us a lot more congnizant of and

Thanks!

Haha! What the hell is this from?

Don't forget - MAY 22: Ghost Recon: Future Soldier. May is gonna be expensive.

My hope is that just when you think the game is going to end, and your deployment is over, you get home and your wife is there yelling at you, and you storm out of the house and go out to the range or whatever to cool off, then go back home, and the terrorists have hit your base specifically, because now Al-Quaeda are

What a terrible ending...

THIS IS AWESOME!

Bioware - you broke my heart with that ending. I don't think you can fix it. I never want to talk to you again.

Man, loved that game. That game got me back into gaming after college. Amazing.