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That was pretty fucking great. Now I want a movie.

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Thank you RevRain! That bloom is actually ridiculous. I can't believe no one at Starbreeze said like, "Turn that shit DOWN." Maybe they thought they were being stylish, but when it starts to interfere with my gameplay, then it pisses me off. Or at the very least give me the option to turn it down in the OPTIONS.

(1) Frequent Checkpoints. (2) Save Anywhere. That's all I want for this game. PLEASE UBISOFT, keep this from becoming a frustrating exploration of new mechanics. I will get this, but I need to know that it won't be a try and die sort of game where I have to climb up the same thing over and over again. This game could

Watching that podracing makes me want that old podracer game on the Vita.

I am interested in this game, but I really want them to go back to the control scheme of Spider Man 2 on the PS2. It felt SO RIGHT, that I spent hours just swinging around the city. Couple that with a fighting mode that I can turn on when I get close to baddies and I'm sold.

I love this guy. I think he's acting, but I love how he works himself up saying exactly what I'm thinking. Will watch from this guy again.

First one was great. Second one was shovelware meant to tie with the movie, as expected. I see this one as a return to form and greatness. Definitely getting this.

Yeah, I dunno. Dude could be just a flash in the pan. I'll have more faith in him after a year. Consistency and tenacity is what wins games.

That's like when they say Asian Provocateur.

I hope Minas Tirith gets an Ultimate Collector's Edition version.

I am becoming more and more interested in this Digital Extremes developer. Right now I'm playing Darkness II and really enjoying it. The shooting actually feels pretty good and the pacing is bang on. They even have a touching scene that is reminescent of the touching scene in the first one, which was a nice surprise.

Either she's dead and he lied about everything, or she took off, or she was kidnapped by a third party.

Agreed. I loved Virtuosity.

Andy Warhol once said that everyone should have at least one muscle they could show off. This is his. Otherwise, he strikes me as awkward, nice, boring, unremarkable. Without his cock, he would probably be loveless and sexless. If it were me, though, I would go into porn for a few years and then retire with nymphettes.

You're totally right. Games are reward-treadmills. It would be interesting if you helped this man and actually LOST resources in the process and there wasn't a morality system to give you any kind of reward at all. Not even a checklist on your quests list. Maybe no quest list at all.

Last one was really pretty great. I really felt like I was in an elite squad. That one scene where you're holding out for rescue and your cover is disappearing was amazing.

Turning Point wasn't good.

Can I fly around the world?

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Wasn't on my watchlist. But then I saw this just now, and now it is.