Kevin could’ve won this thing handily by selecting any of those over Frosted Flakes. They’re what you eat when you don’t like literally every other dish that was drafted.

Your donut take is true and good.  

I’m not sure why you would want one item to dominate your entire breakfast (and possibly that day’s lunch as well).  I had a moderately sized pancake in 1997 and I haven’t been hungry since. True story.

Bacon is overrated in the same way the Beatles are overrated. Top of their game, but c’mon, don’t act like it will cure cancer.  

PREACH

So tough to choose, again...really inspired picks.

Sooooo good though. Try the Peckish Pig on Howard. Even if you don’t get the full irish, get a side order of black & white pudding.

Well said friend.  

It’s been a while since I’ve seen such a literal red neck. 

Is it supposed to be “Murray” but they just started spelling it the way they pronounce it?

Thank you!

That round three...just a murderers row of good eats. I’ve got Allison winning, but everyone really knocked this one out of the park.  

Is Tapper the game at the end of the bar where you try to match tiles to uncover a racy picture of a lady?  Every town has a guy that lives on that machine, and I’m pretty sure his name is Russell.

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see WrestleFest mentioned. Thumbs down.

Any list without Super Parallel Parking is invalid.

Please show some respect for the sky cow.

I humbly submit Adonis Jordan.

I need a new guitar pedal. McKenna, what say you?

Video please

I legit chortled at “cheapskate pasture.” +1