Deadspin is not a place...never was. Deadspin is where our people stand.

I’ve had Edison Light Beer. They used to sell it at Trader Joe’s. Somehow...I don’t know how...it tastes like mayonnaise.

That’s actually just his reaction from someone recognizing him. 

Apparently you need to be a fit, trained psychologist to do that?

This stuff made me think I didn’t like parm.  I’ll never forgive it. 

We officially have too many shows.

1. Beatles on Ed Sullivan
2. Craig “Iron Head” Heyward gets Zestfully clean.
3. Moon landing

I turned the game off once the Yankees started plunking all the used balls with fresh balls.

Easy for you to say when it’s not your ass in the jackpot. 

Here I am dipping my own nuggets like a sucker.

A good friend of mine uses “stud” 100% ironically.  It works. 

I’ve had something like this and it’s wonderful. A real hidden gem in the dip stratosphere.

Potential pet parents: I implore you to consider your phrasing when one of these li’l angels soils the carpet.  

Preach the good word.  Eating kettle chips is like chomping down on a brand-spankin’ new candy cane, texturally.  

{pounding table}

Preach. The comparison in my younger days was always “motor oil.” It made me suspect my friends were neither familiar with Guinness, nor actual motor oil. 

I’m 41 and had never seen Footloose.  A few weeks ago it came on AMC and I couldn’t get through the first 20 or so minutes.  Irony is that I owned the soundtrack from day one. 

He’s only +1 man

Had the pleasure of going to a wedding in Ithaca last September. We flew into Syracuse. The drive over was absolutely beautiful.

Fuckin’ A man. This is a burger. If you’re so inclined, add a pickle slice or two as long as it doesn’t increase the burger height too much.