Actually, Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter is buying Netflix. Expect a lot more Goop-centred programming.

I’m going to eat a bag of Doritos. Take that big media!

Critical thinking isn’t their strong suit

Don’t forget Benghazi, Pizzagate, and the alt-left.

I imagine if you ask, they’ll either blame ‘Democrat obstruction’ or say the G is for ‘GreatER’

Yesterday I saw a vanity license plate that read “Trump2020". In New York State. Which he didn’t carry. And there was also a “Stand for the flag” bumper sticker.

what’s wrong with being sexy?

Did you know that was what author Leo Tolstoy originally named his book War and Peace? “War what is it good for”...

U2’s sound is not girly. It’s a post-punk musical style that evolved into a stadium-based anthemic guitar-based sound, and then in the mid-1990s, evolved into a tax haven in the Netherlands for the band’s publishing arm, and finally, in 2007, into a tax-avoiding shell company in Malta that Bono used to buy a shopping…

Want to know why the Library of Congress is stopping the archive?

Guys. It’s time for some game theory. 1/420

Halloween tried to fight back with The Nightmare Before Christmas... but the fat bastard keeps coming, man... just. keeps. coming.

You misspelled “head”.

Is she heavier than wood?

Only half. She’s getting older so she’s trying to cut down. Babies have a lot of cholesterol.

I’ll tell you what’s not fake news; Putin’s super ripped body!

One accuser, two accuser, three accusers, four,

One accuser, two accuser, three accusers, four,

Why on earth would you want to do that?

Earth–what a planet! On Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam. On my planet, clams enjoy eating a tasty you!