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I thought she had good chemistry with RDJ in the first Iron Man, but if Don Cheadle had replaced her instead of Terrence Howard for the rest of the MCU franchise, I would've been perfectly fine with that.

So is the backlash against the straight parade falling into Streisand effect or cobra effect territory? These idiots don’t want the parade, they want the attention we’re giving them. And they’d probably prefer to be denied the permit so that they go, “See! Liberals are hypocrites. They claim to be inclusive of all

Did any band have a greater dichotomy of sexy front man and dorky bandmates than INXS?

The Psycho remake is one of those cases of a studio going, "You just won an Oscar, we'll green light any stupid idea you say" then the director gives a stupid idea and both sides regret it immediately but go ahead anyway.

I like to pretend that Happy! is a Law and Order spin-off where Elliott has had a nervous breakdown.

I'm probably remembering this wrong, but there's an episode of Tiny Toons where Plucky Duck ends up in the Batcave. Batman says something like, "First Vicki Vale, then Catwoman, now this duck. Alfred, how do they keep getting in?"

Batman Begins, Batman Middles, Batman Ends. It was right there for the taking.

I’d like to see a Year Two adaptation since it’s a Batman story that hasn’t been done to death. Or even a live action version of Mask of the Phantasm. Hell, I’d even go for a film with Egghead. If we’re going to keep pumping out Batman adaptations, it's time to start going for deep cuts.

I tend to have the opposite reaction. I was disappointed when I learned the members of Jesus Jones weren’t devout Christians. I mean, it’s right there in the name. They have a jonesing for Jesus.

Something I never thought of before occurred to me while I was reading this comic. If Clue were a real murder mystery, wouldn't it be obvious whether or not the rope was the murder weapon? Yeah, it'd be weird for the murderer to use a gun or knife as a blunt force object, but possible. But there's really only one way

There’s no better way to reach America’s youth than through that new metal rock and roll the kids are talking about in their America Online chat rooms.

More like Wanda, Yikes! Amirite?

And like Resident Evil, they're using subtitles instead of numbers, so I can't easily tell the chronological order in which I should ignore them.

I called the number and it definitely was the least sexy phone sex I've ever had.

So do we prefer GunnMann or MannGunn?

I thought I had read that before Roe v Wade, rich women would have doctors come to their homes to perform abortions, but I may have read it wrong.

This isn't just a war against women, it's also a war against the poor. A rich, well connected woman wants to have an abortion? I'm sure she'll find a private doctor that'll make a "house call." A politician doesn't want his mistress to have his child? I'm sure he'll lean on law enforcement to look the other way. It'll

In retrospect, it's kind of amazing that Napster almost "killed" the music industry. Sure, it was easier than scrolling through 40 mp3 sites to find that song you wanted. But in the days of dial up, internet piracy wasn't that great of a way to build up a music library. Instead of trying to sue users into oblivion,

Thanks for the recommendation. That record is amazing. I'd place it 3 or 4 in my revised rankings.

Because they took the brown acid.