It would’ve been awesome if someone who had watched the episode when it leaked would’ve posted this as a spoiler.

Spoiler alert:

Maybe the professor was sick of reading essays. I had a professor who two weeks into the semester told us he was tired of grading papers so he was cancelling the rest of the weekly assignments and cutting the page requirement for the final paper in half.

Prince Ruprecht The MonkeyBoy has already pre-ordered 15 copies.

At least they made Cage a years after the fact Johnny Blaze. When I first heard of the casting, my initial thought was “At his age, shouldn’t he know better than making a deal with the devil?”

I like Cosmic Ghost Rider. Something about the goofiness of it all just clicks for me. I don’t know if it’d work so well if they played it straight.

I thought steroid injections were an integral part of any successful small business.

To be fair, Netflix wouldn't hand over the viewer data.

To be fair, going into "Iron Man 2," who could've predicted the MCU would explode the way it did? It was still very likely they wouldn't get past Phase One. I mean, still a dumb move on his part, but he probably didn't think he'd get more than three movies.

I've often wondered if Dougray Scott cried everytime a new X-Men movie came out.

I bet this story won't even get one Cher.

It doesn’t really come across in the trailer, but the movie is a loose adaptation of “Dangerous Minds.”

Like the A-Team movie. Someone thought “How about we take the 30 second intro to every episode and make that the whole movie?”

“Every hero has their mega drive” is a much better tagline.

On a side note, Brock Lesnar said the Rock keeps trying to get him to be in his movies, but only on the condition that the Rock wins their fight. I really hope “Tooth Fairy” was one of the movies Rock tried to bring Brock in for.

Let’s be honest with ourselves. It’s only breaking records because of high ticket prices and a larger worldwide audience to pay those high ticket prices. If we adjust for inflation and population growth, the highest grossing film of all time is “Workers Leaving The Lumiere Factory.”

Inner city school in the early 90s. No one cared as long as we were still alive at the end of the school day.

My sixth grade teacher was an abstinence fanatic and continually tried to scare us off sex. She drew pictures on the blackboard of how sperm and the HIV virus were small enough to get through a condom. She brought in pictures of aborted fetuses. She had us read an op-ed by a 16 year old girl who found sex overrated.…

Has anyone read both versions of The Stand? I’ve only read the Complete and Uncut version, and I’ve always been curious if the original, shorter version has better or worse pacing. I enjoyed the parts of how the superflu escaped into the world, but felt the parts with The Kid dragged.

It's weird how we collectively remember the racism of the crows but have collectively forgotten the racism of "Song of the Roustabouts." I wonder if that'll get cut as well somewhere down the line.