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Why hasn't any other actor tried Romero's "I'm so crazy, I'm not going to shave my mustache before putting on face paint" approach?

They watched The Original Kings Of Comedy and thought about giving the role to Steve Harvey.

Dr Katz was a great therapist who was always willing to listen to his clients run through their standup routines.

I've always wondered where she thinks her son is going when he's at these therapy sessions. Also, why doesn't Bruce Willis find it odd that he's never spoken with the kid's mother. Or that he hasn't gotten paid for any of these sessions.

Hey now, Netflix has the best selection of Netflix originals anywhere. No other streaming service comes close to having as many Netflix originals.

I refuse to act in any Netflix productions. The fact that Netflix  refuses to let me act in any of their productions makes it a pretty easy stance for me to take, though.

Making signs won’t work. WWE is notorious for confiscating signs they don’t like.

I’m guessing they’re going to stick to more well known stories to lure in viewers, but if they get to do a second series, they definitely need to delve into deep cuts like this.

If anti-abortion activists were as earnest as they claim, they’d support better sex education and more availability of free contraceptives (their hatred of Planned Parenthood is ironic when one of the goals when PP was founded was to decrease the amount of abortions that were being performed in the country).

Spoiler alert: The All Winners Squad arrive to save the day and Whizzer uses the Guantlet to reset the MCU to Iron Man 1 so that they don't have to explain why mutants suddenly exist when no one has ever mentioned them in the past ten years.

It’ll be interesting to see how well it’ll be rolled out. I had a meme that was autodeleted for “violating” their hate speech policy. The meme showed a loving couple embracing by the sink. The woman says, “Not now, I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher” and the man says, “Me too.” I then made a post describing

I've seen numerous Trump supporters call the Bushes RINOs for not backing Trump. The Trump Flavor-Aid is strong.

I think they should genderswap the leads and make it about male witches, then see if anyone complains it ruined their childhood. My guess is no one will.

The Benghazi investigation. They couldn’t find anything to charge Hillary with, so by Republican logic, she’s been completely exonerated, deserves an apology for being put through that (which was worse in her case since she actually had to testify for hours), and that we should just move on and never bring it up

Well, of course he’d have to return. He’s the Wyld Stallyns’ bass player, except for that ill conceived solo career.

I made sure to drink heavily around my kids when they were young so they'd prepared when they saw it in a movie.

How was that show able to do on television the things that cannot be done on television?

I haven't seen "Doctor Zhivago" and I can name a character from it: Doctor Zhivago.

Louis CK had my favorite  9/11 joke, but it hasn’t aged too well due to his scandal.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that my elderly, Trump supporting great-aunt didn't do any fact-checking before sharing all those memes?