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We haven't had an F in a while, what a delight!

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I saw a preview for this before a movie, and when the text seriously intoned about a future where everything was run by corporations a bunch of people just laughed.

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It's nothing out of context. But one day during the start of the school semester I asked one of my friends if they heard of Vaporwave. They said no so we watched a 20 minute youtube documentary about the subject. We had a good laugh, and went on our way, trading references to the subject every now and again. A week…

Vaporwave was the crux of this year's most hilarious moment for me. And that was in January. God 2016 sucks…

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This sounds like the best mix of absurd over the top melodrama and pulpy horror thriller. A perfect warm up for Twin Peaks.

I am pleased with a timely Podmass. Enjoyed the Flophouse's takedown of Nine Lives, a film which I saw in the theatre for my job. I am also excited for Blank Check's upcoming series on Spielberg.

Listen, this is the quickest way to cook up a quality quesadilla and keep my family warm during the winter.

I love that there is a brand of music that is composed almost entirely of weird reworkings of christmas music. Both Trans Siberia Orchestra and Mannheim Steamroller are groups that your aunt inexplicably listens to, and takes you to concerts of on the Saturday after Thanksgiving.

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Nutella Sandwich

I never watched Gilmore Girls, but I know that it's a program that is beloved by many of my friends, and I am glad they will receive this small comfort in such a horribly dark world.

You see the Lie in Allied, it's because they are spies. That's what wins ya an oscar.

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Never in my life have I felt like I live in a cruel parody of reality more than this moment.

On Thursday I caught "Fantastic Beasts" with my Potter obsessed friends. Surprisingly I liked it more than they did. I do think that the film has a case of "two good stories that don't fit together" issue, but the visuals were great and the cast charming. I was especially delighted by Dan Fogler.

I had great experience watching this. Hung out in the dorm lounge, and slowly people trickled in to see what I was gasping and laughing at. By the time the climax occurred five people were gathered around the screen and collectively screaming, "What the fuck, why are there so many birds! Are they in love?"